Jake DiLucia

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Just like Zachary Briggs in his first porn film.

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June 6, 2011 on Zachary Briggs IS Available For Your Porn Movie

Man. Too quick with your topanga jokes, merry.

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March 1, 2011 on Giving Corey Haim The Oscar “In Memorium” Treatment He Deserved

God. So innocent looking. Before Topenga ruined his fucking life forever.

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March 1, 2011 on Giving Corey Haim The Oscar “In Memorium” Treatment He Deserved

Central Park ice really can support a giant CGI gorilla. It was on Mythbusters.

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January 17, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones

I really don’t see what’s wrong with this. Can’t win a beauty pageant with stray eye-brow hairs.

Plus they gave the girl a bag of candy. So it’s win-win. I heard they also gave her a Yo Gabba Gabba! DVD as they were binding her feet.

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January 14, 2011 on This Is Your Eyebrow Waxing Appointment: 5-Year-Old’s Eyebrow Waxing Appointment

I’m the only preacher with the fucking balls, and you know this, to say, “Satan I damn thee, you shit-eating, cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a B!” Can I get a fuckin’ A?

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January 12, 2011 on Drunk Driving A Skyjack OR: The Perfect Crime