Taylor Markey

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Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!

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August 9, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week!

that’s why her hair is so big, it’s literally full of secrets.

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August 9, 2010 on Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes

Based on this preview I think we might get a little of “what we’ve all been waiting for”. Namely Jenny Humphrey committing suicide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBKPbcV4txM
Is it wrong that when Jenny whimpers “everybody hates me,” I squeal joyfully?

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May 11, 2010 on Gossip Girl S03E21: I Hope Everyone On This Show Gets Hit By A Boat Next Week

dude, why is it so selfish that she went on vacation? i was going to go on vacation to hawaii this month but i guess i’d better stay home because i forgot that vacations are self-indulgent.

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April 21, 2010 on Eat Pray Love Asshole

Shit just got Real Housewives of Orange County?

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March 27, 2010 on Best New Party Game 15

Beam me up, Scotch Tape!

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March 27, 2010 on Best New Party Game 15