Adam Gelatt
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 -8Posted on Jan 23rd, 2014 | re: Album Of The Week: Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues (45 comments)

I usually forget that this ultra-pc reddit-ethic meme spouting neckbeard of a website still exists, but I just came here to say damn, this record is as bland as bland gets. AM! could’ve made a huge and powerful statement as the first “relatively” big band with a trans singer, but nah, they’re just gonna write the same shitty pop-punk album they’ve been recording since New Wave.

 +3Posted on Oct 4th, 2013 | re: Deconstructing: HAIM, Lorde, And The Monogenre (110 comments)

still can’t believe people like HAIM..or CHVRCHES for that matter… Keven Shields should be tinfoiling about the farce that is the American “indie” scene, not britpop.


 +2Posted on Mar 8th, 2013 | re: Modest Mouse Albums From Worst To Best (180 comments)

In fact, the whole thing could’ve been done a LOT better. Shit. Just mentioning the most popular songs on every album, taking things directly out of that pitchfork documentary, just dropping the ball in general. Whatever. These worst to best lists are all arbitrary anyways. Meant for generating site traffic. I shouldn’t even hit submit comment. Oh well.

 +2Posted on Mar 8th, 2013 | re: Modest Mouse Albums From Worst To Best (180 comments)

“Modest Mouse fans that scoff at Good News For People Who Love Bad News are likely the same contrarians whose favorite Nirvana album is Bleach.”

Pants on head retarded. Oh my god.

 -1Posted on Feb 22nd, 2013 | re: They Might Be Giants - "You're On Fire" (Stereogum Premiere) (12 comments)

Kevin Reed, welcome to the internet. Also nice bow tie faggot

 +1Posted on Feb 19th, 2013 | re: Patrick Carney Taunts The Beliebers (44 comments)

this is what we as a society are now forced to entertain ourselves with. oh and by the way, anything done to piss anyone else off is bad >:( i swear stereogum is full of 35 year old elks club members or something. I bet you all browse reddit

 -19Posted on Feb 9th, 2013 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (84 comments)

apparently the word “faggot” around here is sacrilege. Good to see y’all autists are having a good time though. Warms my cockles.

 -41Posted on Feb 2nd, 2013 | re: Download My Bloody Valentine m b v (346 comments)

y’all are massive faggots for not giving credit where credit is due.

 -6Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 New Acts Of 2012 (85 comments)

this man speaks the truth. Alt-J and DIIV blow btw