Ray DeRousse

Comments from Ray DeRousse

I find it hard to believe that Bruce Wayne spent all of those years, physical damage, and millions of dollars to fight crime in Gotham, only to then completely give up and mope around Wayne Manor for eight years over MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL.
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July 23, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Dark Knight Rises
I'm pretty glad the government shut down the space program before he got involved in it. I can't wait for Will Ferrell to play Mr. Kreme in his biopic (Lifetime, natch). Good speech!
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June 7, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Inspirational Speech By Krispy Kreme
The next day, tele-handjobs were invented. Those guys at Honda are really handy!
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March 28, 2012 on Instead Of This Robot Hand, Let’s Just Not Communicate Anymore?
I must admit that the cast you've assembled would probably be the best possible scenario. It couldn't really end up that good, could it?
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February 28, 2012 on Not Your Older Sibling’s Vacation Franchise!
Let's never forget Angelina Jolie's attention-whore leg.
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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards
The news reporter failed to mention that these were the Sandusky line of children's undergarments. Damned liberal media.
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November 21, 2011 on Rest Your Case, Store At The Mall Selling Crotchless Panties For Children!
I'm not so sure statistics agree with you here. In places where there are harsh consequences to crimes (cutting off the hands of thieves, etc.), the crime rates are much lower than here.
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September 8, 2011 on Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK)
Serious moment: Gabe, I'm not sure I can get on board with your idea that the death penalty is "morally wrong." Please tell me that you don't think think the death penalty involves picking some random guy out of a bus station and killing them. You see, the death penatly is for people WHO KILL OTHER PEOPLE. How does anyone who kills another person have a right to their own life at that point? I'm a liberal for the most part. I completely support gay marriage, clean evironments, Activa yogurt ... all that stuff. But the whole "soft on crime" part bothers me. Perhaps if we had a justice system that paid back to criminals what they dished out, our society might not be such a violent place.
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September 8, 2011 on Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK)
Boy, if he's worried about what the frat guys will think about his bloody sock, just wait until they see this video!
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September 7, 2011 on Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes
Um, is this actually SUPPOSED to be about Robert Smith??
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July 13, 2011 on We Need To Talk About The This Must Be The Place Trailer Right Now
That voice! That lisp! Those jokes! Refresh my memory ... how did this guy get a job in media?
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July 6, 2011 on Watch Jay Leno’s Head Fall Off!
Gabe, you clearly have too much time on your hands if you're messing with drive thru attendants all day.
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June 7, 2011 on Pranks Are The Worst But This Is A Good Prank
That's weird ... because I heard Osama just reappeared on a beach near the Indian Ocean: http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/zombie-osama-bin-laden-rises-from-indian-ocean/
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May 5, 2011 on You Can Make It Up: Osama Bin Laden Goes To The Hell From That One Woody Allen Movie
I like to imagine that these guys were driving along when that wheel fell off. While trying to fix it, they all got frustrated and, in a clever moment, decided to defuse the tension by having an impromtu dance-a-thon in the middle of the Turkish wilderness.
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April 27, 2011 on The Wednesday Dance
Um, is there some way to plan these things more than three minutes in advance? Some of us don't happen to live down the street from The Bell House.
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March 10, 2011 on The Videogum 3rd-Anniversary Comedy Show And Party, Thursday, April 7th, Is Going To Be THE BEST!
"Oh no, it wasn't teh airplanes. It was Fire-breathing fists killed the Beast."
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March 2, 2011 on Best New Party Game 47: Charlie Sheen Movie Quotes