ditto amigo! She's a shameless posturing opportunistic idiot. Go and check out many a comment of dissent from long time fans and haters alike. A new low for the goddess of shameless self promotion. Kind of like a female morrisey only not as pretty.
http://amandapalmer.net/blog/20130421/
and honlads.....sigh.....you must be psychic too.....
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Hello Mr. Chair. I thought I might try a kind troll and happily upvote you to make comment of the week as a kind gesture for our nearly benign trolling run in’s on the ‘gum. My girlfriend is always on my case about why I troll. She cross-stitches to be honest ( are you a psychic about the cross-stitch thing lol) and indded I also do things any normal semi-freak would do; make music, write music, publish criticism on music, pursue higher academia, and other variables that constitute my semi-charmed kind of life. I never troll to be mean spirited and my alter ego on the board (the real me) has contributed to many a conversation on music with a perceptive approach that adds to the post’s dialogue? Why? Cause I really REALLY love music! So, I’m amazed you pay that much attention to my Corky alter-ego with each pointless trolling trail me or my amigos leave and that’s why I thought, what the hell, I’ll upvote that Kidchair as a kind gesture. And then he pants me, with a complete spongebob picture to top it off. Bah. But you correct sir.
Trolling IS a big waste of time. It wastes my time for sure (I was in the middle of a Twin Peaks marathon when I had to actually spend 15 minutes logging in your upvotes) but you take things way to seriously. But no matter. The non corky me on this board has talked to you many times and we’ve had some good back and forth posts about all things music and you’re a pretty cool dude. Corky’s just a thing man. It’s a stupid thing, yes. An immature borderline obsessive hook hold into trolling type of thing too. Yes. But come on. Enjoy the bizzare characters that help pepper this board. Plus you owe me for those 41 upvotes if you make next week’s highest rated comments list
Yours,
The Corkster
Thanks, but Brian...we go home. Tonight. We walk. We're not wanted here anymore. Time to "dissapear" for a while. You know what I mean. Duly noted, right? No room on these boards for a muffin, a pig named porky, a family of trolling bears, myself and a recipe bear...so, we walk out of stereogum.....and into NME!!!!
for you Kevin Broydrick I/We/They will leave. you have been a perfect gentleman and my time in the blog sun has come and waned. I bring my bears, my muffin, my pig porky and myself....however I leave one troll out there. He's just beginning A novice, but a good one ;). I hope he doesn't fail to live up to our standards. Oh and he has a habit of making things particularly "interesting"...
.......especially on friday nights ;)
Corky
p.s. CALL ME=
818-562-2700
:p
And here's a pic....little mug of coffee, you essentially NEED these berried to further your life and right now I am your best friend for introducing them to you!
Check it out!
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I might argue with your dietary top 5 if it dorsn't include this miraculous little number: Tha majestic Current! Did you know that currents have an extraordinarily high vitamin C content (302% of the Daily Value per 100 g, table), good levels of potassium, phosphorus, iron and vitamin B5, and a broad range of other essential nutrients
???? HELL YEAH!!!! AND....................................
Other phytochemicals in the fruit (polyphenols/anthocyanins) have been demonstrated in laboratory experiments with potential to inhibit inflammation mechanisms suspected to be at the origin of heart disease, cancer, microbial infections or neurological disorders like Alzheimer's disease.Major anthocyanins in blackcurrant pomace are delphinidin-3-O-glucoside, delphinidin-3-O-rutinoside, cyanidin-3-O-glucoside, and cyanidin-3-O-rutinoside which are retained in the juice concentrate among other yet unidentified polyphenols.
Blackcurrant seed oil is also rich in many nutrients, especially vitamin E and several unsaturated fatty acids including alpha-linolenic acid and gamma-linolenic acid. In a human pilot study, ingestion of blackcurrant seed oil by mothers reduced atopic dermatitis in their breast-fed newborns who were supplemented with the oil over two years.
I am not RubJon and RubJon is not I. I want to publicly clarify that to the Stereogum Press. I take some umbrage at being called a "Jackass" good sire. Your posts and taste in music Mr. Chair, frankly, I admire and in no way shape or form am I here to harass the board. In time to come, you'll look back at us bizarre lovable nuts as something that gives you a chuckle on those cold wintry nights. Where on earth do you find a board with a nerd from Vassar named Corky, a triumvirate of trolling bears, a rubber johnny, a pig that is a clone of myself, and a freakin' recipe bear? I'd say it's time to lighten up and just enjoy the show along with the music!
-Respectfully,
Corky Anderson
P.S. I finally got my degree in Calcium Anthropology-the study of milkmen.
Thank you for not equating me with filthyrubber. Misogyny, homophobia and salty language have no place in good natured trolling.
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I am gone, you charming mug. I took a week long dare to troll up downvotes and succeeded by getting -41 and making the number 2 spot. It's like an award for annoying idiots. Time to be normal again. Back in NJ.
I, Corky S. Anderson, being of sound ( somewhat) mind and body ( albeit feeble) do officially retire my obnoxious and much maligned trolling persona that I may leave these boards solely for the purpose of watching hipsters contend over which posturing band delivers more flaccid kicks in the over-hyped indie universe. I retire, but I didn't say I'd be nice about it. And RubberJohnny, you're a changed man. Don't be the troll everyone hates. Be the emo troll facade everyone loves.
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