Chris Trash

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And I want some quiet time at the end of the world.

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October 11, 2013 on Friday Giveaway: This Is The End Survival Kit

Last Year at Marienbad. Mainly because I love that movie and everyone I show it to falls asleep.

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October 11, 2013 on Friday Giveaway: This Is The End Survival Kit

CCHANGE OF PLA N: we are going to boss bar, I guess
To ight

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April 19, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

I once sat next to UK Poet laureate Carol Ann Duffy on a plane.

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April 8, 2013 on “Various Celebs At The Airport”

I’m so so sorry

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March 15, 2013 on This Week In GIFs!

“Even though most people agree . . . I’m presenting a fair deal, the fact that they don’t take it means that I should somehow do a Jedi mind meld with these folks and convince them to do what’s right.”

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March 15, 2013 on Friday Giveaway: A Bunch Of Star Wars Prize Packs!

I saw a middle aged man singing “Heeeeeeeey, prettay lady” while holing a dog. His wife and children rolled their eyes and I wondered if I was being loopered.

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January 2, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Holiday?

I’m not even the original Chris Trash. There were two others before me. We’re kind of the Internet commenter version of Lassie.

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December 10, 2012 on That’s Your Coffin: CataCombo Sound System MP3 Coffin

Does Shut up and play the hits count? If not then Vampire Dog.

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November 30, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Beasts Of The Southern Wild Original Score On Vinyl

(✌゚∀゚)☞

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November 15, 2012 on A Fake Interview With Felix Baumgartner

*Ben STEIN voice, not Ben Stiller

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November 14, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

I for one hope the toaster is really haunted by the devil. I don’t know, I just really want to live in a world where a woman in Florida makes a pact with the embodiment of evil to live with her in exchange for good toast.

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November 12, 2012 on HAUNTED TOASTER!

Dammit!!!! This is what I get for commenting at night.

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October 23, 2012 on Who Should Replace Cousin Matthew On Downton Abbey?

Robbie Rist

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October 23, 2012 on Who Should Replace Cousin Matthew On Downton Abbey?

Congratulations on your upcoming weddings, truckasaurus and explainer guy!

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October 19, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Another example that Krispy’s gone Hollywood. The Krispy I remember would never run. No he’d never run. No he’d neve-er ever run. And he didn’t carry no gun.

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October 9, 2012 on Who Would Krispy Kreme Fight?

I thought the day I sang Lana Del Rey’s Video Games to you over chat was the best day of your life?

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October 4, 2012 on Which One Of You Guys Can Cry First?