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Next week, in an effort to alienate even more viewers. DWTS producers have announced that each contestant pair shall be required to execute a puppy as part of their dance routine.

 0Posted on Jun 14th, 2013 | re: Kanye West Yeezus Comment Party (320 comments)

I know. I guess I was too busy rolling up my tongue and inserting it back in my mouth after it hit the floor.

 +5Posted on Jun 14th, 2013 | re: Kanye West Yeezus Comment Party (320 comments)

The only disappointing thing about my first listen is that I didn’t hear anything about croissants. I’ll have to queue it up again.

 -7Posted on Feb 27th, 2013 | re: Morrissey Responds To Kimmel Diss (83 comments)

If y’all are so sick of hearing Morrissey’s opinions then why are you reading and commenting on this article?

 0Posted on Feb 12th, 2013 | re: Stream Beach Fossils Clash The Truth (9 comments)

They gave us “Shallow” too, yo.

 0Posted on Jan 31st, 2013 | re: Coachella 2013 Lineup (163 comments)

Come to SXSW, do it for free.

Or ACL which has had some decent lineups in the past couple of years. All tickets under 200.

Or better yet, come to Fun Fun Fun Fest for round 170 with no fees.

Or Psych Fest, or Chaos in Tejas, or Free Week or other dirt cheap festivals in Austin.

Austin > Overpriced Overhyped Hot as Hell Goldenvoice Palm Springs S%$tshow

WAVVES

 -3Posted on Jan 24th, 2012 | re: Soundgarden Disses Kanye (149 comments)

Kanye has been the most consistently amazing performer I’ve seen over the past 5 years. His set at ACL this year was the best performance with the most incredible on stage visuals I’ve seen since Daft Punk first played Coachella with their crazy pyramid.

Soundgarden sucked live in 1994 when I was in junior high. Anyone still paying good money for them needs to give up the ghost.

 +6Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Coachella 2012 Lineup (183 comments)

I’ll buy it! I can wait to hang out with all the bros who’ll come to see Pulp reunite and Jeff Mangum play a solo set. We are gonna crush a ton of Tecate chillaxin to their jams!

 0Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: Coachella 2012 Lineup (183 comments)

If people stopped standing around like zombies waiting for Radiohead at festivals it would make seeing their name on the Coachella lineup so much more exciting.