Joseph Klein

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Kelly, you and I both know that you have a skinnier face than that. That is a very poor representation of what you look like. Also you're nowhere near that pale.
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August 5, 2013 on Faces Made While Watching The Canyons
Nevermind, that was "That's My Boy."
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July 31, 2013 on Vanilla Ice’s Twitter Movie Corner
I think he's like, in the movie, which is why he posted that. I think.
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July 31, 2013 on Vanilla Ice’s Twitter Movie Corner
My favorite Tom Cruise movie is obviously all of them. Even Jack Reacher. Especially Jack Reacher.
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April 5, 2013 on Friday Giveaway: Oblivion Prize Pack
That's stupid. No one would be able to make mistakes on either end of the timeline ever, it would be so hard to coordinate.
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October 1, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Looper
Here's what I want to know, how can you be LATE to time travel. Wouldn't the machine be set for a certain time? So no matter what time he got in he'd still be sent to the same exact time? Also, what if there's a lot of traffic and the looper is late getting there or he gets into a hover bike accident and the guy gets sent back to an empty field? Seems kind of hard to coordinate.
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October 1, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Looper
The first sequence w/o the cheesecloth and the second sequence without the cheesecloth are the same sequence from different perspectives. The intermediary sequence is Bruce Willis' life up to that point where the loop went as it was supposed to. His older version shows up, he shoots him, he turns into Bruce Willis, lives life as Bruce Willis and then goes back to fuck things up. No it doesn't make sense since the loop is supposed to be closed and it already closed once and should be cycling in a circle through time forever with young Joe killing old Joe and growing up to be old Joe to be sent back and killed by young Joe over and over again, but if it didnt do that we wouldnt have a movie.
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October 1, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Looper
well fuck you you're wrong regardless of what it is even if you agree with me because everyone is wrong about everything ever because we're all morons!!!!!
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July 11, 2012 on “Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape” Follow-Up
i'm not going to write any more words on this but just know that i have a strong opinion one way or another!!!!!
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July 11, 2012 on “Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape” Follow-Up
Hide yo wife, hide yo chips
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July 10, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: The Barbecue Chip Bandit Gang
Honestly this pic could be captioned "How I Know Tom Cruise IS Gay," and it would still make sense as a pic.
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January 18, 2012 on How Rosie O’Donnell Knows Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay
Mine would be "How to Lose an Audience in 10 Seconds."
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January 13, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: John Mulaney’s New In Town
"Lebowski, more like Lil Bow Wowski!" - Donnie
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December 2, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: “The Dude” Sweater And Jeff Bridges’s Self-Titled Record
The worst part of the video is you can hear someone behind the camera say "That's a good answer. Good answer," after Bachmann's fuckin' terrible answer.
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December 2, 2011 on High School Students Force Michele Bachmann To Rest Her Case
They're actually asking him to learn what he's talking about before he talks about it and not jump to hasty statements without the facts, which is what Ashton is claiming happened, that he somehow did not know about all these child rapin allegations and he thought they had fired Joe Paterno for no reason.
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November 10, 2011 on Ashton Kutcher FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence About The Joe Paterno Something Or Other
NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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November 3, 2011 on This Is Just Your Standard Horse Mask
Well, they could have a lengthy monologue where they discuss the things they miss about their old lives and one of them could be Bing... That could work. And then it would flash back to them Binging things and then there's the reveal that one of the characters Binged "How to start a zombie outbreak" and you won't know who it was until the end of the season!
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October 12, 2011 on “Bing it!” – The Walking Dead
Almost bought it but then realized that everyone who didn't also buy it would think I was a loser and I would only be able to socialize with other people who had also bought the jacket like a really cool, stylin version of the untouchable caste.
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October 6, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: Don’t Buy A Drive Jacket
Would have been better if you had a picture of Victor Hugo, the author of the novel Les Miserables, which is commonly shortened to Les Mis or Les Miz, which The Miz might assume would be how you would say his name in France.
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October 5, 2011 on The Real Johnny Bananas Sues Entourage: UPDATE!