I thought you did an excellent job, Julianne. Clever and concise.
WTF is someone SUPPOSED to write, according to you? How would you fill 1000 words with simply ‘this album sucks’. You don’t think someone wants to know why it sucks? Have you never read an article before? FIlled with support material for your argument, personal stories that help readers relate to your point. God, why do comments have to write such mindless fucking nonsense? I mean, seriously? Are you complaining about how descriptive she is, or maybe the comparisons she made were over your head?
Oh and that stupid point about pictures and no audio: why, you don’t know how to use the thousands upon thousands of tools like YouTube and Spotify to find out for yourself what she sounds like?
Also, cut off your dick, because it isn’t likely Claire, Julianne, or any self-respecting woman would fuck you anyway…even if you did think she was ‘bangable’
it’s not really a ‘reputation as a city of trees’, its a nickname, and it’s not really something someone can ‘stand behind’.