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 0Posted on Oct 2nd | re: Q&A: Kevin Barnes On Of Montreal's Next Album Aureate Gloom (10 comments)

Thanks for saying that. I didn’t want to sound like a dick, but the typos are really rough in this one and wound an otherwise really interesting piece. Easy fixes. I’m sure there was a deadline involved.

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Watch St. Vincent Cover Nirvana's "Lithium" In Chicago (8 comments)

Yet she didn’t play it in Seattle

Yeah, the Klinghoffer thing is ridiculous. You beat me to that comment. You can also make the argument that Robert Trujillo was in Suicideal Tendencies, etc. but he was still inducted for Metallica, so it’s all a load of shit.

I’m not even a fan of KISS, but why isn’t Eric Carr being inducted with them? This whole thing is a sham.

 +5Posted on Mar 17th | re: Courtney Love Solves Missing Malaysian Plane Mystery (33 comments)

I assumed that the reboot would have her trying to make a case as to how/why the murder victims killed themselves on every episode.

 +1Posted on Mar 17th | re: Courtney Love Solves Missing Malaysian Plane Mystery (33 comments)

I’m not happy about being able to see what she’s referring to, but I actually do.

Also, I heard that she offered someone 50 grand to take that plane down and the police didn’t believe him.

 0Posted on Mar 14th | re: SXSW Crash Suspect Was There To Perform (27 comments)

At least these tracks are receiving some constructive criticism in the soundcloud comments.

 -1Posted on Mar 14th | re: SXSW Crash Suspect Was There To Perform (27 comments)

Matthew Broderick was driving through a shitty route in the rain that he was advised against, but he wasn’t drunk and mowing down pedestrians. He went on to make Glory, Cable Guy, The Lion King and have a pretty successful career. That whole situation was completely different, with him taking some crazy road in Ireland, and even involved him eventually meeting with the family of the people that he killed. Now he’s not only incredibly well respected in the industry, but actually incredibly rich and stacking up Tony Awards. In fact, his net worth is reportedly $45 million. His wife was the star of Sex In The City, for chrissakes (she’s worth twice as much). He definitely hasn’t faded into “poverty and obscurity.” Not exactly terrible repercussions for someone who killed a mother and daughter with a head on collision.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/matthew-broderick-net-worth/

I’m hoping and trusting that this guy’s fate is a hell of a lot different. The idea that his rap “career” was the right path to help support 6 kids already demonstrates his poor decision making, aside from the fact that he had 6 kids at the age of 21, in the first place.

 0Posted on Mar 14th | re: SXSW Crash Suspect Was There To Perform (27 comments)

I hate condoms too, but at a certain point, you have to weigh some consequences–something this guy clearly isn’t good at. If condoms sound annoying, I’d imagine that 6 kids have to be worse.

 0Posted on Feb 24th | re: Win The Beatles The U.S. Albums Box Set (522 comments)

It’s a tough one, but I’ve always been a fan of “Two Of Us.” “The Nigh Before” is also incredibly overlooked in their catalog.

 0Posted on Feb 20th | re: Conor Oberst Responds To Anonymous Rape Allegations (148 comments)

He looks so sad