Ethan R. McDowell

Comments from Ethan R. McDowell

THIS. If this is "little girl music", then I want to be a little girlboy. Also, I remember being a little kid and hitting the age where I started to secretly listen to female pop artists because I was embarrassed. It makes me a bit happy to know that no matter if I'm 7 or 27, I would've eaten this up, but now I'd blast it in my car (that I don't have, because who has a car in NYC?) without any fucks given. This comment brought to you by half a bottle of wine.
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November 6, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Grimes Art Angels
Yo, what's with the lack of Blonde Redhead luv here? Their past four (ish?) albums may not be considered "rock", although half the stuff mentioned by people probably shouldn't be either, but there are few bands I hold as close to my stupid heart. Also (since we're being lenient on the genre) I'll throw Neko Case and Enon into the mix. On topic: this album is blowing me away. Didn't have a chance to stream it until right now sitting in the Detroit airport because I've been on vacation, but it's such a huge album. "Fangless" is currently giving me goosebumps. Can't wait for my deluxe vinyl/t-shirt to come in the mail. Great review.
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January 18, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Sleater-Kinney No Cities To Love
Tim Allen's "Have I snorted coke off of it?"
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June 12, 2012 on Better Names For The Celebrity Yard Sale Reality Show
I wonder what former MTV bottom, John Norris, has to say about this...
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June 12, 2012 on Better Names For The Celebrity Yard Sale Reality Show
well with her gross long toenails causing her to walk all weird and diabetic neuropathy, she had a huge risk of bad nerve damage to her feet. needless to say, she was taking care of her diabetes about as well as she was taking care of her finger/toenails.
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June 8, 2012 on Which World Record Should Star In The Guinness Book Of World Records Movie?
APPARENTLY she got into a car accident and lost her POOR fingernails. Also: there's an episode of that show MY STRANGE OBSESSION with some lady who has extremely long fingernails and toenails and even though she has diabetes and doctors warn her that she NEEDS to cut them she won't. So weird!
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June 8, 2012 on Which World Record Should Star In The Guinness Book Of World Records Movie?
i don't think anyone's disputing that she's a complete idiot.
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June 5, 2012 on In Defense Of Gwyneth Paltrow
TED LEO!? will be there A+ absolutely.
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June 5, 2012 on Mr. Coconuts: Tuesday, June 19th!
"Money can't buy you citizenship!" - Countess LuAnn
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June 4, 2012 on Donald Trump Rests His Totally Racist Case
can't wait to see him at fire island this summer!
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June 1, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Green Lantern Is Gay
Just imagine how many rolls of toilet paper this family will be able to throw at one another using the profits from this show...
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May 31, 2012 on Honey Boo Boo Child: The Show
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May 31, 2012 on Two Children Singing Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend” With Empty Butter Containers
Well, at least none of the characters in Fast Five act GAY. Right? Right?
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May 30, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
"I had to struggle for a day or two this one time..." -James Franco, writer/actor/professor/pretentious
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May 30, 2012 on James Franco Breaks His Legendary Silence On HBO’s Girls
that baby REALLY has some boundry issues. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LEAVE THE CAT ALONE! j/k, you're adorable.
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May 30, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
My roommate told me about a study that she had to read for one of her clinical psychology classes where they induced shame in people by making them sing a Brian McKnight song with headphones off and then afterwards watch a recording of it with a stone-faced researcher. I think this would somehow make a good singing game show.
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May 30, 2012 on More Convoluted Singing Game Show Ideas, Forever And Ever
Best portrayal of a teenager by an adult.
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April 25, 2012 on Let’s Make Up Some Equally Stupid New MTV Movie Awards Categories
he'd be washed up and fucking Patty Berglund.
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April 6, 2012 on What Would Kurt Cobain Be Up To In 2012?