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I just saw Smaug the other day, and I'm even more perplexed why that was even necessary. Nothing about the facial animation seemed to need a human component.
The ridiculous thing to me about his explanation (to her) about why he wanted to feel her up was because he was curious what it feels like? He works in Hollywood. Are implants really that much of a mystery to him?
I hated it too when I first tried it, but I also was expecting something as delicious as the stuff from a fresh coconut. I've kind of taken a liking to it, but mostly when combined with fruit juice. It's especially good with pineapple juice if you want a healthy pina colada type thing.
I find that to be pretty standard for lemonade stands, damn price gougers. But at least the Paltrow/Martins are likely serving up real lemonade, not the powdered stuff.
I also should add that I really appreciate that Supernatural is still following the 20+ episode model even though that seems to be going the way of the dodo for most hour-long dramas.
Hannibal! I've also fallen in love with Supernatural even though it might be too popular or not edgy enough or something to be included on anyone's top list. Some of the individual episodes are duds, but many of them are great. The season-long story arcs are terrific. As a sci-fi nerd, I love the guest stars who show up (Michael Hogan! Tricia Helfer! The Indian cylon lady!) And my favorite character is Bobby (RIP). He's played by Jim Beaver who's the best, and I also have a weird love for gruff, take-no-shit, working class characters even though I have virtually no experience with people like that in real life.
I'm a 'jif' aficionado, but I still laughed.
At least he's not wearing that creepy spandex suit they forced on poor Andy Serkis.
Yes, but that's a *woman's* anus. Totally different.
It's like buying a car. You're going to want to shell out a little extra money for power steering and heated seats.
I've often feared that fate for my Christmas tree, but fortunately my cat seems uninterested in climbing. She prefers to hide beneath and occasionally bat at the non-breakable ornaments I placed closer to the bottom.
To be clear to those who haven't seen Trading Places, it's Winthorp dressed as Santa and not the lox. Although he does eat the lox through his Santa beard, apparently too drunk to care that he's also eating the fake beard with it.
I thought the first one was okay, but making the longest LOTR movie out of the shortest book is absurd in my view. I'll still be seeing it for the hot dwarfs, and also so I can make fun of it later.
She looks pretty bad-ass while firing a bow while leaping through the air, but that's all I got. Considering how many characters are in this movie who shouldn't be (or should only show up at the very end), the lady elf is no big deal in my opinion. Mostly I'm just grateful they didn't throw in young Aragorn.
Did you see this? http://kaniehtii0.tumblr.com/post/70153144741
And I'd rather receive cardboard covered in honey than a Yankee Candle for Christmas.
Did they put a fruit-flavored candy cane in hot chocolate?
I want a screensaver of this. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7153369856/hAC6D254F/
I'm already getting there, but then I noticed that Alyson Hannigan has it, and I felt better.
Who perms their hair at all? Does it ever look good? Do I not notice the good-looking perms because they're actually done well?
I once saw Vincent Gallo using a payphone in the East Village in New York. This was in the late '90s, so there were still payphones in existence, although at that point they were still pretty retro. He's even more greasy in person.
"Hello! Do you know where the nu-cle-ar wessels are?" When I was a kid I was *obsessed* with that movie. Whenever I would go to the Monterey Bay Aquarium (and for some reason we went a lot, even though San Francisco was closer), I would marvel at the Star Trek IV whale exhibit they had there. Good times.
Well, it was based on a book of poems by T.S. Eliot.
Not only that, but I swear the depressed old lady cat is supposed to be a washed up prostitute or something.
Robert Zemeckis should direct for the utmost in crappy uncanny valley CGI.
It's interesting how "everyone" hates Cats, and yet it's one of the most popular musicals in history, so clearly a lot of people did, in fact, like it. And I was one of them.
But how long must we wait for the Starlight Express movie?
I generally agree with you, but I still reserve the right to mock anyone naming their kid Renesmee, because that's just a horrible name regardless of its origin.
My boyfriend leaned over to me and whispered something like "Cinna's dead, isn't he?" I also find Haymitch attractive, which is especially weird since I find Woody Harrelson to be super goofy and not attractive at all, but he seems like he'd be fun to hang out with.
I was surprised the movie didn't mention Haymitch's back story; it was slightly alluded to, but not in a way that would make sense/be notable to people who haven't read the books. It would have been some good foreshadowing as to why so many of the other tributes went along with the conspiracy.
I thought Beetee was supposed to do it, isn't that how/why he got shocked?
It is odd that in Districts 11 and 12 they have people picking crops and going into the mines. Can't they have robots do it? But it's not all the people in Panem who are being starved, mainly Districts 11 and 12. Other Districts have it fairly bad, but not as bad. And the volunteer tribute Districts (1 and 2) are exceedingly wealthy which is why those tributes usually win. /nerd
I've had a breakfast kugel before; it was pretty tasty. I also have a recipe for a breakfast pasta that's angel hair pasta with a barely cooked egg "sauce", avocado, and cherry tomatoes.
I think People is just trolling at this point. They choose someone who will be hated as their choice to get people talking about it for a week or two. If they'd named Hamm or Fassbender or Hemsworth or Cavill, everyone would have collectively shrugged.
I propose the Santorum movie and The Christmas Cottage double feature. The Christmas Cottage is a Thomas Kinkade movie. I am not kidding.
Just kidding. Trading Places is my favorite holiday movie.
It's especially weird to me when they do the 50 most beautiful people thing, and at least half of the winners are D-list celebrities no one's heard of.
They report to Carousel.
I'm sure he was wearing a cocksock. That makes things totally clean and family friendly.