Dennis Roberts

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When the writer said she was “flopping dramatically on the stage” I thought, what the hell, was she having a seizure? Then I read another article that put it in context. What actually happened was Fiona said “People come see me to see the crash,” and fell to the floor in a knowing pratfall.
Is Stereo Gum hiring writers that have been fired from TMZ?

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October 5, 2013 on Fiona Apple & Blake Mills @ Newmark Theatre, Portland 10/3/13

Says the guy who thinks school is for losers.

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April 11, 2012 on John Mayer Covers Lana Del Rey

…and then, as quickly as the dry humping started, it was over. In the post orgasm afterglow Noel pulled Damon closer.
Noel: Good boy, can I light you a ciggy?
Damon nods his head and slowly slides down Noels leg.

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February 23, 2012 on Caption Contest: Damon Albarn And Noel Gallagher Bury The Hatchet

I guess her Cockney pronunciation of earth (urf) is a shout out to Adele?

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February 14, 2012 on Watch Lana Del Rey On Jimmy Kimmel Live

Cat Power! I’m there.

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January 9, 2012 on Coachella 2012 Lineup

I don’t know about headlining, but if Buke & Gass don’t play I’ll be bummed.

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December 19, 2011 on 1st Fake Coachella ’12 Poster Has Us Wondering… Who Should Headline Coachella ’12?