Dennis Roberts
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 +5Posted on Oct 5th, 2013 | re: Fiona Apple & Blake Mills @ Newmark Theatre, Portland 10/3/13 (64 comments)

When the writer said she was “flopping dramatically on the stage” I thought, what the hell, was she having a seizure? Then I read another article that put it in context. What actually happened was Fiona said “People come see me to see the crash,” and fell to the floor in a knowing pratfall.
Is Stereo Gum hiring writers that have been fired from TMZ?

 +1Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: John Mayer Covers Lana Del Rey (47 comments)

Says the guy who thinks school is for losers.

 -2Posted on Feb 23rd, 2012 | re: Caption Contest: Damon Albarn And Noel Gallagher Bury The Hatchet (25 comments)

…and then, as quickly as the dry humping started, it was over. In the post orgasm afterglow Noel pulled Damon closer.
Noel: Good boy, can I light you a ciggy?
Damon nods his head and slowly slides down Noels leg.

 +1Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Watch Lana Del Rey On Jimmy Kimmel Live (14 comments)

I guess her Cockney pronunciation of earth (urf) is a shout out to Adele?

 +3Posted on Jan 9th, 2012 | re: Coachella 2012 Lineup (183 comments)

Cat Power! I’m there.

I don’t know about headlining, but if Buke & Gass don’t play I’ll be bummed.