John Wallis
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 -1Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: D'Angelo Covers "Black Hole Sun" (22 comments)

What a load of balls. I don’t even like Soundgarden but this is just painful. It’s potentially the single most self indulgent bucket of distortion I have ever had the misery of listening to.

 -1Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 Music Videos Of 2011 (80 comments)

Yup not only is music dead so is the music video. If that confused and shoddily produced offense to the visual cortex from Beyonce is supposed to be the best video of 2011 I think you should all be looking forward to the coming apocalypse, trust me it could not possibly be any more horrific and a good deal more creative talent will go into it.

 +14Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: Black Keys Pick A Fight With Nickelback (112 comments)

Picking a fight with Nickelback is like kicking the retarded kid.

 -8Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: Grimes - "Genesis" (9 comments)

Music really is dead isn’t it? I feel so sorry for you lot. If this anemic Jean Michel Jarre imitation is supposed to be something significant you may as well all kill yourselves. It’s nothing more than an annoying aural doodle with less substance than a commercial soundtrack. It sounds like they locked Enya in a basement with an iPad and refused to let her out to poop.

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Salva - "Komodo" (1 comments)

Good grief that’s tedious cacophony. I’m all for remixing and re-imagining and being creative but that track is just rubbish, I could bang out something just like it about as long as it takes to listen to it.