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 -1Posted on Mar 13th | re: The 25 Bands We're Most Excited To See At SXSW 2012 (68 comments)

Dude, whatever else you do in life, never see Psychic Ills in real life. I am trying to help you out here, friend. Trust me on this.

 +1Posted on Mar 7th | re: Deconstructing: Sleigh Bells (115 comments)

I too have a tenner on buying this man a beer.

 0Posted on Feb 11th | re: Ceremony - "Hysteria" (17 comments)

I know that this song is kind of punk rock and everything, but there is so much love and unity on this blog, I feel like this song is kind of out of place.

 +4Posted on Jan 24th | re: The Men - "Open Your Heart" (6 comments)

This is a really great song.

 0Posted on Jan 10th | re: Imperial Teen - "Runaway" (2 comments)

rulz!!!!!!

 +5Posted on Jan 10th | re: Is Van Halen's New Song 35 Years Old? (25 comments)

I have filed this away in my brain under “Give a Shit About, Things About Which I Do Not.”

 +6Posted on Jan 6th | re: TMZ Details Zooey's Divorce, Net Worth (50 comments)

Zing. I love you!

 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Coldplay - "Paradise" (75 comments)

Okay, buddy, I don’t often make comments like this, as I feel it is wrong to mock retards publicly, but U2 is responsible for some of the greatest albums ever made, a truly original sound that has been widely influential and, concomitant pomposity or not, Bono’s humanitarian efforts are genuine and bring real good to the world. So, as my grandfather said to me when I told him that eating meat was an anthropocentric practice, “Please, get your head out of your ass.” Thank you, your pal, Jason

 +2Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Under The Influence: The Drums Portamento (2 comments)

Slowdive!

 0Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Under The Influence: The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart Belong (40 comments)

This is really awesome and thoughtful and thought provoking.

 0Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: Top 12 Albums Overlooked By Stereogum's Best Of '11 So Far (140 comments)

Also, “The vaginal nozzle is longer and thicker and has lateral holes.”

 0Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: Top 12 Albums Overlooked By Stereogum's Best Of '11 So Far (140 comments)

“Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching—a bag for holding the fluid used in douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for an enema and a vaginal douche.”

The nozzle goes on the end of the douche bag.

 +1Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's Top 20 Albums Of 2011 So Far (276 comments)

Hooray for Earth is about two stellar jams short of greatness, but really quite sexcellent (in my ever humble estimation).

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2011 | re: Coldplay - "Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" (47 comments)

I assure you, there are plenty of haters out there.

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Progress Report: The Get Up Kids (17 comments)

This comment should not be hidden. It is unintentional comedy gold. Also, all the other comments, which are all exactly the same, just add to it.

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Progress Report: The Get Up Kids (17 comments)

Yeah, but you can’t take away the first three. Clarity, in particular, which is an unsung masterpiece.

 -1Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Morrissey Disses Prince William, Bryan Ferry, David Beckham, Etc. (5 comments)

Steven is perhaps the world’s most effective self-parody.

 0Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (392 comments)

Me too. Where is the asinine, poorly reasoned venom and vitriol I expect from internet comments?!?

 +3Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (392 comments)

I really like that Radio Dept. album. I am somewhat surprised that it hasn’t appeared on more lists.

 0Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (392 comments)

Shit is whack. Just go back and listen to David Bowie. It is better and sexier.

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (392 comments)

The Monitor is one of the greatest lyrical achievements in recent memory. Often turning the very trite into the borderline heartbreaking. It is a great album. That and Beach House’s Teen Dream were my favorites, I think. I haven’t made a list.

 0Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: Progress Report: The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart (5 comments)

Yes!

 0Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Pavement Play Colbert, Stephen Grills Stephen (33 comments)

Seriously, thought, Pavement sux. You guyz agree, right?

 -2Posted on Aug 23rd, 2010 | re: Interpol - Interpol Premature Evaluation (29 comments)

No, most chillwavers have never heard of the Chameleons, I would guess. Also, what a shame to see Interpol go from so awesome to so shitty. Same old crap, but why does it happen. It never ceases to baffle me.

 -1Posted on Aug 23rd, 2010 | re: "Bed Intruder Song" Cracks Billboard Hot 100 :/ (5 comments)

Um. I need some context here.