Ross Morgan

Comments from Ross Morgan

I think this is the same stage The Strokes used for the Last Night video.
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August 10, 2011 on The Ninth Summer Jam Of 2011: “Come Here Girl (Urban)” Live – Sir James And The Palace Players
I'm still hoping for the Baltimore Police Department in Space series.
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June 7, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Wire As 1970s Hanna Barbera Cartoon
"How in thee HELL is that man still standing?" -Good Ol' J.R.
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May 19, 2011 on Congratulations to Don Gorske, on Everything
I watched an episode this weekend, I admit. But only because Henry Rollins appeared within the first five minutes. I had to watch the whole thing, just out of some sort of weird loyalty to an over the hill punk that I've been listening to for close to 15 years.
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April 25, 2011 on R.I.P. The Paul Reiser Show
I keep thinking this guy is this guy:
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April 22, 2011 on The Greatest Speech Ever Given
Where's Mr. Slave when you need something shoved up an ass?
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April 22, 2011 on The Ninth Spring Jam Of 2011: Simon Van Kempen’s “I’m Real”
I don't think Rebecca should worry. Her gang is always down to fight... yeah.
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April 20, 2011 on Guys, Please Stop Making Death Threats Against Rebecca Black
Here's me and my friends after the first five minutes of The Paul Reiser Show. (We were a test audience.)
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April 14, 2011 on The Paul Reiser Show Drinking Game
I just watched a 12 year old kid do pelvic thrusts... which way to jail?
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Videogum is three years old? Isn't that the "anal fixation" year? Should be some interesting posts...
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April 9, 2011 on Happy Third Birthday, Videogum!
I don't know why I find Mans' post so funny, but I do!
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April 4, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Felice Cohen
"...he still came out on stage, made two girls kiss, and then proceeded to spew drug-induced egomaniacal delusions." Add fecophilia and subtract about $145 from the ticket price, and you got a GG Allin show!
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April 4, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage At His Stupid Live Show
That's the most illegal thing I've ever seen.
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April 1, 2011 on Julian Assange Dancing, Posted Without Commentary
Microsoft Songsmith must PAY for this!
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March 31, 2011 on “Crying For America” Is Not A Good Song!
"Happy birthday, sweetie."
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Another example of the new genre of music known as Cerealcore.
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March 22, 2011 on Kansas Boyz’s “It’s The Weekend” Is Our Generation’s Rebecca Black’s “Friday”
Kristen is "attainable" but not "the girl next door." I'm starting to develop a crush.
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March 22, 2011 on 5 Kristen Schaal Smartphone Commericals
"Garden State has an 86% "fresh" rating on Rotten Tomatoes.[16]" Also, this movie CAN'T be worse than Scrubs, can it?!
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March 22, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State
There are a few jokes that my dad would tell me growing up that, no matter how many times he said it, would always make me laugh. One was when he would make a phone call (this worked better in the days before caller ID and omnipresent cell phones) and the person on the other end would say "hello" my dad would then say "Yes, hello. Is this the person to whom I am speaking?" It STILL makes me laugh, right now in fact. Very heartily. Another joke was, when watching a film, and in a scene with TONS of extras, my dad would say "look, that's me right there!" Never failed to make me laugh. RIP dad. Rest in peace. Oh wait... he's still alive. Nevermind.
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March 17, 2011 on Extra! Extra!
Apparently peanut butter is kosher!!
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March 15, 2011 on Shatner’s Raw Nerve vs. Asner’s Dry Mouth
According to her wiki, her second single Price Tag "remained at number-one for two exclusive weeks." I don't know why I find that so funny.
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March 14, 2011 on Saturday Night Live Open Thread
Not so much "dancing" as it is "general milling around" to a bad song.
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March 8, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Gwyneth Paltrow On Glee, Part Two
She's not dancing; she's signing "The Safety Dance."
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March 3, 2011 on Today We Are All This Lady Caught Dancing In An HMV
Fuck! 2 1/2 Men. I've never seen the show.
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March 2, 2011 on Oh Man, This Dude Has No Idea
And that paper is clearly Charlie Sheen's 3 1/2 Men contract!
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March 2, 2011 on Oh Man, This Dude Has No Idea
This is off topic, but the comment sections on Videogum are literally the only comment section on the planet worth reading. Case in point: I reached the end of this comment section, and I tried looking below it, to find the comment section. The comment section reads so well, and often provides the biggest laugh of my day, that I was actually looking for an AV Club style comment section below it. AND IT WASN'T THERE! I love videogum.
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March 2, 2011 on Teen Korner: Oxford English Dictionary Recognizes “SEXTing”