Sarcastic Meow

Comments from Sarcastic Meow

I would leave my phone at home if I went to dinner with you Gabe
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January 31, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: Tweeting About Digging Up Marilyn Monroe’s Grave
I think he's addicted to being in terrible moving pictures and talking about roles he almost had
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January 26, 2012 on Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys
Is a Canadian president a step up from a Kenyan president?
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January 26, 2012 on Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys
I don't want to bring your energy down. Go and tell my people what it's like to control 350 lb. men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers! PAH!
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January 18, 2012 on Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11
Shakesville is worse than Jezebel, and Jezebel is THE WORST. It's hard to be that awful.
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January 17, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole
Again, he was too busy under my ball gown
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January 17, 2012 on Missing Person Update: Ryan Gosling Re: The Golden Globes
So, is Ides of March any good?
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January 16, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globe Awards
She just gets regular Sex Therapy
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Hey there Jeremy Irons...........
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Ashton and Zooey look great since they filed for divorce.
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
He's too busy under my ball gown
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Where's Bret Easton Ellis? Or was this his year of waffling between the best and the worst simultaneously?
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December 30, 2011 on The Worst People Of 2011
*Kanye Shrugged*
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December 30, 2011 on The Worst People Of 2011
You forgot the producers, the writers, the actors and every single person that worked on Sucker Punch
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December 30, 2011 on The Worst People Of 2011
Does it have a public bathroom locator? One is going to need it after going on a cleanse http://goop.com/newsletter/15/
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December 13, 2011 on Welcome To Goop City!
One of my fondest Christmas memories was the annual reading of the Mickey Mouse Horse E-books
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December 13, 2011 on The Perfect Crime: Holiday Lawn Decorations Heist
I would eat an omelet made out of any part of Matt Damon's body
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December 13, 2011 on A Look At Tony Gilroy’s Draft Of The Bourne Ultimatum Screenplay
Nick Denton is going to post your naked tape with the Noxzema girl and a Miss Usa now Gabe. Also, fuck NASA.
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December 13, 2011 on Fuck Nasa, Part 16
I don't quite understand adults that read young adult fiction. To me it's no better than watching Spongebob instead of Frontline. Sure, you could get yourself educated, but you choose to read/watch crap. I'm a total snob.
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November 29, 2011 on Ladies Are Faking Engagements To Try On The Twilight Wedding Dress, Obviously
¡los macarrones y el queso es la mejor cosa del mundo entero!
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November 28, 2011 on Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing?
Gastropub sounds like a colonoscopy in space
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November 28, 2011 on Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing?
I was referring to the stuff in the box, not Ginger Ball-Z 's recipe. I'm sure Anthony Bourdain would love Ginger Ball-Z's cheese delight.
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November 28, 2011 on Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing?
Or just fucking gross mac and cheese.
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November 28, 2011 on Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing?
But is being a blowhard a Robertson or a Pat thing?
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November 28, 2011 on Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing?
We should be thankful these children want to wear panties at all.
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November 21, 2011 on Rest Your Case, Store At The Mall Selling Crotchless Panties For Children!
As Gucci Mane does chemotherapy drugs recreationally in the background
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November 16, 2011 on Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive?