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Garlic Dead #Ghostmeals
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March 19, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Versus The New York Times Fact-Checking Department
I would leave my phone at home if I went to dinner with you Gabe
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January 31, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: Tweeting About Digging Up Marilyn Monroe’s Grave
I think he's addicted to being in terrible moving pictures and talking about roles he almost had
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January 26, 2012 on Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys
Is a Canadian president a step up from a Kenyan president?
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January 26, 2012 on Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys
I don't want to bring your energy down. Go and tell my people what it's like to control 350 lb. men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers! PAH!
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January 18, 2012 on Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11
Shakesville is worse than Jezebel, and Jezebel is THE WORST. It's hard to be that awful.
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January 17, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole
Again, he was too busy under my ball gown
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January 17, 2012 on Missing Person Update: Ryan Gosling Re: The Golden Globes
So, is Ides of March any good?
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January 16, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globe Awards
She just gets regular Sex Therapy
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Someone call up J Hud
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Hey there Jeremy Irons...........
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Ashton and Zooey look great since they filed for divorce.
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
I love you ghost boners
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Needs more jokes about Bronies
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
He's too busy under my ball gown
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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Where's Bret Easton Ellis? Or was this his year of waffling between the best and the worst simultaneously?
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December 30, 2011 on The Worst People Of 2011
*Kanye Shrugged*
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December 30, 2011 on The Worst People Of 2011
You forgot the producers, the writers, the actors and every single person that worked on Sucker Punch
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December 30, 2011 on The Worst People Of 2011
Does it have a public bathroom locator? One is going to need it after going on a cleanse http://goop.com/newsletter/15/
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December 13, 2011 on Welcome To Goop City!
One of my fondest Christmas memories was the annual reading of the Mickey Mouse Horse E-books
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December 13, 2011 on The Perfect Crime: Holiday Lawn Decorations Heist