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Garlic Dead #Ghostmeals

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March 19, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Versus The New York Times Fact-Checking Department

I would leave my phone at home if I went to dinner with you Gabe

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January 31, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: Tweeting About Digging Up Marilyn Monroe’s Grave

I think he’s addicted to being in terrible moving pictures and talking about roles he almost had

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January 26, 2012 on Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys

Is a Canadian president a step up from a Kenyan president?

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January 26, 2012 on Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys

I don’t want to bring your energy down. Go and tell my people what it’s like to control 350 lb. men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers!

PAH!

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January 18, 2012 on Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11

Shakesville is worse than Jezebel, and Jezebel is THE WORST. It’s hard to be that awful.

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January 17, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole

Again, he was too busy under my ball gown

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January 17, 2012 on Missing Person Update: Ryan Gosling Re: The Golden Globes

So, is Ides of March any good?

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January 16, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globe Awards

She just gets regular Sex Therapy

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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

Someone call up J Hud

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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

Hey there Jeremy Irons………..

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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

Ashton and Zooey look great since they filed for divorce.

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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

I love you ghost boners

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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

Needs more jokes about Bronies

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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

He’s too busy under my ball gown

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January 15, 2012 on The 2012 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

Where’s Bret Easton Ellis? Or was this his year of waffling between the best and the worst simultaneously?

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December 30, 2011 on The Worst People Of 2011

*Kanye Shrugged*

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December 30, 2011 on The Worst People Of 2011

You forgot the producers, the writers, the actors and every single person that worked on Sucker Punch

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December 30, 2011 on The Worst People Of 2011

Does it have a public bathroom locator? One is going to need it after going on a cleanse

http://goop.com/newsletter/15/

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December 13, 2011 on Welcome To Goop City!

One of my fondest Christmas memories was the annual reading of the Mickey Mouse Horse E-books

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December 13, 2011 on The Perfect Crime: Holiday Lawn Decorations Heist