But I’m afraid to tell you: it’s swedish hipster shit…
Jeeesus!!! I’m not a hipster! That’s the fault of my ears… Those capricious bitches are always trying to embarrass me! I attempt sometimes to convince them: “Can’t you just settle for something popular, something bland and inoffensive like Miley Cyrus or Jonas Brothers?” But they constantly act like bloody beatnicks under influence. They love those songs where there’s no chorus to hum in unison, those bands with badly dressed people who sing occasionally out of tune but always with the spirit of adventure! One day, I will cut off those misbelievers and throw them inside the eternal flames of a Virgin Megastore….
They never made a “20 worst weekly magazines” list because they were sure to hit the jackpot!