David Allspaw
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 0Posted on Mar 11th, 2013 | re: Azealia Banks Shares New Single, Wishes Death Upon The Stone Roses (33 comments)

This chick is a big walking bag of stupid.

 +1Posted on Feb 10th, 2013 | re: Get Rich Or Die Tryin' Turns 10 (20 comments)

I cannot help but think that everything about 50 Cent seems so fake and contrived. To me, 50 Cent is nothing more than a guy who was discovered at a modelling agency by a record company exec looking to score some of that Gangsta-Rap tall dollar.

 +1Posted on Jan 23rd, 2013 | re: The Postal Service Reunion Is On (88 comments)

I refuse to believe the real Smush Parker would be smart enough to understand how the internet works, let alone turn on a computer.

Also, I’ve watched a lot of Lakers games with Smush playing the point and well, I hope he’s having a great time working the counter at Taco Bell.

 +1Posted on Jan 21st, 2013 | re: The Postal Service Reunion Is On (88 comments)

I downvoted you because you named yourself after the worst NBA point guard in the last ten years.

 +1Posted on Jan 19th, 2013 | re: Tegan & Sara - "Now I'm All Messed Up" (Stereogum Premiere) (43 comments)

Three word review: it is shit.

 +1Posted on Oct 27th, 2012 | re: Harvest Moon Turns 20 (13 comments)

I’ll make this easy: the worst Neil Young album is “Landing on Water”. The album sounded like someone at Geffen wanted Neil to make an album to “sound like a Don Henley album”, so he hired Henley’s producer (Danny Kortchmar) and foisted this piece of shit onto the world.

 +6Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Radiohead Albums From Worst To Best (290 comments)

I just got him to 69, dude!

 +3Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: Amanda Palmer: Albini Is A Grumpy Fuck / Albini: She's Gross (35 comments)

The only I disagree with Albini over is that Amanda Palmer isn’t an idiot. Asking fans to play for free after scoring over a million dollars off of them doesn’t make her an idiot, it makes her an asshole.

 0Posted on Sep 3rd, 2012 | re: Big Boi - “She Said OK” Video (Feat. Theophilus London) (NSFW) (10 comments)

Lame. If you going to be talking about titties, then show some goddamn titties in your wack-ass video.