Julia Marie Heaney

Comments from Julia Marie Heaney

I had a friend in the city who got a shard of metal from a construction sight in his eye during Hurricane Irene so NO ONE IS SAFE.
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October 30, 2012 on Are You There, Internet, It’s Me, Hurricane Blogs
Gaaaabe, is there something you're trying to tell us about you and Kelly?
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July 31, 2012 on The Ladies Of The View Solve It All, As Usual
Perfect tagline. Other contender: "Welcome to Earth! ....... again!!"
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July 10, 2012 on Guessing The Plot Of Independence Day 2
I don't view Betty as being a one dimensional monster at all this episode (and season). She had my sympathy completely until she tried to use Sally as a pawn in the unwinable game of sadness chess she's playing with the Drapers. Watching Betty carefully measure out her food in the beginning, suck in her stomach before she walked into the apartment to face Megan, that sweet scene with Henry and reading the mash note from Don (!) all made me feel for her. ...Right up until she exploited Sally (who ps clearly learned from mama well based on all her cutting little comments). The only thing that bothered/confused me this episode was the Roger/Jane dynamic. Obviously sleeping together was a mistake buuuut how was that just Roger's fault? She could have said no? Even allowing for the fact that she probably still has feelings for him?
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May 14, 2012 on Mad Men: The Smog Of War
The meaningful, longing glance that started this sequence reminded me of how hot Alec Baldwin continues to be. Am I right, ladies (and gentlemen who like daddy-bears?)??
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January 28, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Can we all agree that the best thing about Kenneth is Kenneth lore? "...the only thing I see when I see when I look in the mirror is a white haze."
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January 28, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been Winwooded... and I like it!!!
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January 20, 2011 on Willow Smith Is Our Generation’s Jaden Smith
Maybe it's because one of my kindergarteners is a black girl who hates her skin color and is obsessed with Barbie, but I'm really happy to see that they're trying to make a movie with a black, female heroine. It's not like we have a plethora of those. That being said, Will Smith still sounds like a nightmare of a human being who is clearly bent on exploiting his children for money he couldn't possibly need.
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January 20, 2011 on Willow Smith Is Our Generation’s Jaden Smith
Oh good, we're talking about this. Because I'd honestly, truly like to know what "Decision Points" actually means.
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December 8, 2010 on Aaron Sorkin Vs. Sarah Palin
May I nominate Lovely Bones? I entered Lovely Bones + worst in the search engine and came up with a surprising amount of entries, but no actual review of the film which (not surprisingly) was THE WORST. Ugh. Just ugh.
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November 8, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence
Aw, raspberries. Beat to the punch. The brisk, brisk punch.
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September 29, 2010 on Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies
The cast of "Jersey Shore." Not pictured: anyone with discernible talent.
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July 27, 2010 on The Videogum “Why Don’t YOU Caption It?” Contest: Jersey Shore Cast At The New York Stock Exchange
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
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July 20, 2010 on Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail OR: Animals Dressed For Work
It counts more than anything else has ever counted.
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July 20, 2010 on Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail OR: Animals Dressed For Work
So last night, while waiting for Inception to start, the trailer for this truly terrible move came on (ugh). As the trailer was wrapping up, the words, "from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan" flashed on the screen (ugh) and I KID YOU NOT the entire sold out audience groaned in unison. It was the most glorious thing I've ever witnessed.
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July 16, 2010 on So Just To Clarify: “From The Mind Of” Means “Garbage”, Right?
This has GOT to be a bid for lowest comment of the week. Why can't you just let Gabe be great/terrible?
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July 1, 2010 on Mel Gibson Finally Tops “Sugar Tits”
I really enjoyed your argument. I thought it was interesting that you brought up the racial consequences of our actions. I totally agree with you, but I think most of these reality shows focus on white males being white males. How representative of 'dangerous' work is that? Ugh.
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June 23, 2010 on Deadliest Catch Open Thread
Nadia is going to be piiiiiiiiiiiissed in the afterlife.
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May 27, 2010 on Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P.
Happy birthday! May your next one not find you desperately seeking closure for a show you dedicated 6 years of your life to!
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May 24, 2010 on Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P.
I totally thought that was creepy, too. But Rose was there, so no dice. Unless it's just black MEN who can't get into heaven in which case Harold Perrineau has been right this entire time (ughhh).
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May 24, 2010 on Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P.
Legitimate question: What was the deal with all that 'you can never leave the island' nonsense re: pre smoke monster MIB? Jacob leaves like all the time. Did I miss this explanation or can this be chalked up as another gaping plot hole.
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May 13, 2010 on Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk
"I see you, I see what you're doing. Return to the night! You have no business here!"
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May 10, 2010 on Dan Aykroyd Believes Aliens Are Real, They Hate 9/11, And They Should Go To Jail
"My beanie babies are worth a million dollars!!"
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April 28, 2010 on At Least He Died Doing What He Loved
I read this as Tim Gun IS Ghandi, which while I don't quite see the direct correlation still made me LOL.
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April 28, 2010 on Best New Party Game: 22: #worstbiopics
But... he's a born again Christian and not a Catholic? So I am confusedgum.
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April 22, 2010 on Restore Stephen Baldwin Is REAL!
He was playing a prank on the reporters, apparently, which his teammates were allegedly aware of.
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April 15, 2010 on Get Well Soon, Chan Ho Park!