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(FYI, as Huckabeast's official spokesman, I'd like to point out that this comment is not offensive to Americans, although I can see how you'd think that grouping Americans as one giant collective bunch of "racists" could be seen as offensive, it definitely isn't. Thanks! Don't forget to upvote Huckabeast!
January 30, 2013
A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: VW’s Racist Super Bowl Commercial
"Sorry, I'm not familiar with the phrase 'squeal like a pig."
May 16, 2012
Caption Contest: Dirty Projectors
Swing Lo Magellan
Me: The Tyler Huckabee Story -A Memoir by Tyler Huckabee- (in his own words)
March 9, 2012
Soundtrack & Book + Bose Earbuds!
I consider myself fucked : (
February 7, 2012
Jack White – “Machine Gun Silhouette”
I don't know if I've told this story on here or not, but it's a good story and I probably did it as my Monster alias, so. A few years ago I was buying a Christmas tree at Menard's and took the one I wanted up front so they could saw off a little of the bottom of the trunk. While the guy was sawing it off, he asked me, "how long will it take you to get home?" I assumed he was worried that the tree would be, I don't know, outside too long(?) so I said, "Not long. I don't live far." "Well, can you call me when you get there?" "Uh," I said. "I can help you. Just call me when you get home." "Uhm. Well. I've, like, set up a Christmas tree before." "I'd just feel a lot better if you called me when you got home." "Okay. Well, I'm not-" And then he said, "excuse me, Sir. Were you saying something?" And he looked up and I saw his Bluetooth and I felt crazy all of a sudden so I just shouted "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" And that is how I feel about answering calls on those earbud things.
November 11, 2011
Friday Giveaway: TimbrePro Earbuds
August 30, 2011
iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions!
i won't wear them, but they'll make a wonderful edition to my shelf of Fright Night memorabilia.
August 12, 2011
Giorgio Brutini Footwear
The Gang Like the Internet
July 29, 2011
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
– Seasons 1 & 2
I would want to smell like carrots, because they are healthy and that is what the ladies like. (Dr. Birdie? Just won a contest and I need to get a date STAT.)
June 17, 2011
Friday Giveaway: A Bottle Of Que Cologne
Excuse me, Mr. Franco. Refill on coffee? How's the pie?
September 21, 2010
Michael Jackson: The Videogame
September 10, 2010
Trailer Vs. Baby Monkey Riding Miniature Pig
At least no Americans will see this.
June 29, 2010
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: German Soccer Manager Joachim Loew Picking His Nose During A Game
On the plus side, the stock on my Amanda Bynes collective memorabilia company just EXPLODED.
June 21, 2010
Amanda Bynes Has Retired From “Acting”
Hey, What's Up With Buffy Summers Being the Answer to All Our Problems Lately?
June 16, 2010
President Obama’s Oil Spill Speech Or A Deer Showering A Cat With So Many Kisses
In related news, looks like Zach Galifinakis can add another entry to his death-by-high-fiving archives.
June 10, 2010
January Jones Cab Ride Of Shame
I think I speak for us all when I say that 20 years down the road, whether Topher is still an acclaimed artist or working for a used car salesman, we will all still have just a little bit of up hope because Topher is still alive.
June 9, 2010
Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
Speak for yourself, old man Gabe. On my fancy new "lap top" computer, I can sip mojitos out by the pool AND comment on VG at the same time. Motherfucking miracles in the dog days of summer. This guy knows. http://globalfitnesscentersma.com/photos/custom/dog%20days.jpg
June 4, 2010
Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Someone call the tombstone etcher. "You are a pig and I am a man" is going on my headstone.
June 3, 2010
You Can Make It Up: A Day In The Life Of Bradley Cooper
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