Tyler Huckabee

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(FYI, as Huckabeast's official spokesman, I'd like to point out that this comment is not offensive to Americans, although I can see how you'd think that grouping Americans as one giant collective bunch of "racists" could be seen as offensive, it definitely isn't. Thanks! Don't forget to upvote Huckabeast!
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January 30, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: VW’s Racist Super Bowl Commercial
"Sorry, I'm not familiar with the phrase 'squeal like a pig."
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May 16, 2012 on Caption Contest: Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan Cover
Me: The Tyler Huckabee Story -A Memoir by Tyler Huckabee- (in his own words)
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March 9, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Being Flynn Soundtrack & Book + Bose Earbuds!
I consider myself fucked : (
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February 7, 2012 on Jack White – “Machine Gun Silhouette”
I don't know if I've told this story on here or not, but it's a good story and I probably did it as my Monster alias, so. A few years ago I was buying a Christmas tree at Menard's and took the one I wanted up front so they could saw off a little of the bottom of the trunk. While the guy was sawing it off, he asked me, "how long will it take you to get home?" I assumed he was worried that the tree would be, I don't know, outside too long(?) so I said, "Not long. I don't live far." "Well, can you call me when you get there?" "Uh," I said. "I can help you. Just call me when you get home." "Uhm. Well. I've, like, set up a Christmas tree before." "I'd just feel a lot better if you called me when you got home." "Okay. Well, I'm not-" And then he said, "excuse me, Sir. Were you saying something?" And he looked up and I saw his Bluetooth and I felt crazy all of a sudden so I just shouted "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" And that is how I feel about answering calls on those earbud things.
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November 11, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: TimbrePro Earbuds
Larry's Crown(ing)
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August 30, 2011 on iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions!
i won't wear them, but they'll make a wonderful edition to my shelf of Fright Night memorabilia.
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August 12, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Fright Night Giorgio Brutini Footwear
The Gang Like the Internet
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July 29, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – Seasons 1 & 2
I would want to smell like carrots, because they are healthy and that is what the ladies like. (Dr. Birdie? Just won a contest and I need to get a date STAT.)
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June 17, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: A Bottle Of Que Cologne
Excuse me, Mr. Franco. Refill on coffee? How's the pie?
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September 21, 2010 on Michael Jackson: The Videogame?
That'll do.
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September 10, 2010 on The Saw 3D Trailer Vs. Baby Monkey Riding Miniature Pig
On the plus side, the stock on my Amanda Bynes collective memorabilia company just EXPLODED.
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June 21, 2010 on Amanda Bynes Has Retired From “Acting”
Hey, What's Up With Buffy Summers Being the Answer to All Our Problems Lately?
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June 16, 2010 on President Obama’s Oil Spill Speech Or A Deer Showering A Cat With So Many Kisses
In related news, looks like Zach Galifinakis can add another entry to his death-by-high-fiving archives.
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June 10, 2010 on January Jones Cab Ride Of Shame
I think I speak for us all when I say that 20 years down the road, whether Topher is still an acclaimed artist or working for a used car salesman, we will all still have just a little bit of up hope because Topher is still alive.
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June 9, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
Speak for yourself, old man Gabe. On my fancy new "lap top" computer, I can sip mojitos out by the pool AND comment on VG at the same time. Motherfucking miracles in the dog days of summer. This guy knows. http://globalfitnesscentersma.com/photos/custom/dog%20days.jpg
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June 4, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Someone call the tombstone etcher. "You are a pig and I am a man" is going on my headstone.
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June 3, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: A Day In The Life Of Bradley Cooper