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 0Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 | re: Let's Shortlist The Indie Song Of The Summer 2012 (336 comments)

Eh, El-P. Gotta support Brooklyn.

 -7Posted on Jun 10th, 2012 | re: Fiona Apple - "Every Single Night" Video (26 comments)

I dig it, but has Fiona always been so boney? She does not look good here.

 0Posted on May 16th, 2012 | re: Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't She? (8 comments)

 0Posted on Mar 26th, 2012 | re: Arcade Fire - "Horn Of Plenty" (18 comments)

Wait, why is this getting downvoted? Am I supposed to hate Hunger Games? But what about… wait, I’m so confused.

 0Posted on Mar 26th, 2012 | re: Arcade Fire - "Horn Of Plenty" (18 comments)

d-tilla, it hurts daddy when you say things like that. Also, turn your headphones down. Do you want to go deaf?

 +3Posted on Mar 26th, 2012 | re: Arcade Fire - "Horn Of Plenty" (18 comments)

Everytime I let you drink soda at the movies you gotta get up three times to pee. So, no.

 -3Posted on Mar 26th, 2012 | re: Arcade Fire - "Horn Of Plenty" (18 comments)

You know, call me a jerkface egomaniac but I can’t help but feel like this article’s extremely prominent exposure on ‘gum (when it is only about a 2 minute long film score track) is personally directed at me. Particularly with the line about the critics liking it.

I was seeing a girl who was really into Hunger Games so I was trying to wait until I actually ended up seeing it before I said anything, but now that girl seems to have gone crazy and seeing the movie with her is less likely. SO….

Yeah, it looks like I was wrong about Hunger Games totally sucking. It has 85% on Rotten Tomatoes and, even though if you read the reviews a lot of them seem to be mild praise rather than critical acclaim, I think it is pretty safe to assume it isn’t a steeming pile of poo.

I’m still annoyed that everyone is constantly talking about it when they have no clue what Battle Royale is, and I guarantee if they came out with a American adaptation of Battle Royale 3 years from now (which for the record, I hope doesn’t happen because Hollywood would probably just fuck it up) everyone would right it off as a “Hunger Games knock-off”.

But yeah, you all have my permission to go see Hunger Games and I won’t call you “little Twilight loving fan boy” for it either.

 +1Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (45 comments)

Damn you, Hunger Games, damn you.

 +4Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (45 comments)

I downvoted this, because this reminds me of when girls try to say “I wish I wasn’t so fat” just to try and get sympathy. You’re not fat Micahel_, stop pretending.

 0Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (45 comments)

So two weeks ago, Michael.