Alan Edward Johnson

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I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.
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June 15, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Moonrise Kingdom Prize Package
Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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December 2, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: “The Dude” Sweater And Jeff Bridges’s Self-Titled Record
I almost died when he said 'Sonic and Hedgehog.'
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October 28, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
This is how I felt when I used to go to movie rental stores. (rip blockbuster)
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October 28, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Britta is the best.
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October 28, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Okay I watched the cold open of Whitney because I had no idea what it was and it pretty much did the exact type of cold open that Louie made fun of in the 'Oh Louie' episode, complete with the 'I love you despite you being an asshole' look at the end.
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October 28, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Wait, Jennings got ZERG RUSHED?
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October 27, 2011 on Ken Jennings Is The 99%?
"Are you working on any characters right now?" was the WORST feeder line considering a pretty common part of Zach's act is his whole 'Here's a character I've been working on' bit.
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October 26, 2011 on Wait, Zach Galifianakis Was On Conan Last Night?!
Other menu items include: Mixed Greens ("Like the carpets in our house") Potato Chips ("Marky's favorite childhood snack") Skinny Fries ("Like Christian Bale")
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October 25, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Opening Night Of Wahlburgers Restaurant
Ben Stiller scraps plans for new vegetarian restaurant 'Greenburgers.'
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October 25, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Opening Night Of Wahlburgers Restaurant
The idea of a Funky Brunch is too hilarious a visual picture to be upset we made the same joke within seconds of each other.
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October 25, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Opening Night Of Wahlburgers Restaurant
Every Sunday they feature the Funky Brunch.
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October 25, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Opening Night Of Wahlburgers Restaurant
Why the hell isn't Vampire Dog a Bloodhound. So many missed opportunities.
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October 24, 2011 on There’s Something Wrong With The Vampire Dog Poster
Yep in fact just look at Breaking Bad for some of the best uses of Flashbacks ever in the history of everything
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October 24, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?!
The flashbacks in LOST served to create a dichotomy between the characters lives pre-crash and post-crash, and what that means for the continued development of their character. Granted in later seasons there was many a 'filler' episode (as with any serialized drama) but when it worked it worked very well. 'Walkabout' is still one of my favorite television episodes ever. Here it wasn't used for any interesting purpose and we learned nothing new and nothing important. (Shane told Lori Grimes was shot. Lori had to tell Carl Grimes was shot. Carl went like this: -_-) Also 'fake story' is a little redundant
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October 24, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?!
So far both episodes have dealt almost exclusively with the children being in danger moving events forward and I really wish they would let the children get eaten by zombies already
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October 24, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?!
Maybe if the flashback actually served any purpose other than showcasing more Carl-face
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October 24, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?!
Seriously Dale calling him 'T-dog' in such a natural way is one of the worst things. Old people don't use nicknames casually.
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October 24, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?!