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 +3Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Elvis Costello Says Don't Buy His Box Set (6 comments)

Ironic considering the most I ever spent on a concert ticket (over $100) was to see Elvis Costello.

 +5Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: "Stairway To Heaven" Turns 40 (36 comments)

It’s the typical Stereogum formula for writing about classic rock: pretend to knowledgeable enough to appreciate and understand it, while at the same time maintaining that it’s lame because your dad likes it.

 -5Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: Maybe Earl Needs To Be Freed After All (1 comments)

“Yo, I hate my mom for sending me to boarding school.”

That sounds like some A+ material right there.

Too bad I won’t be 14 enough to appreciate it when it comes out.

FREE EARL XD

 -1Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: The Best Odd Future Interview (11 comments)

Mad props to Stereogum for mispelling Nardwuar. Much love to me for misspelling “misspelling.” Big ups to all you hipsters for talking like you’re street when discussing Kanye West and Odd Future despite that being the only rap you listen to.

 +1Posted on Feb 18th, 2011 | re: The King Of Limbs Comment Party (309 comments)

The King of Limbs? Never heard of him.

 +2Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Jesse Eisenberg <3s Chocolate & Cheese (9 comments)

I’m sold. Going on iTunes right now and downloading Weezer’s whole discography. Thanks Jesse!

 -4Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: Hear Jeff Mangum's Surprise Brooklyn Gig (11 comments)

>Not sure what happened to the first part of the set, though.

Perhaps you could start by R’ing TFA:

>…halfway through Mangum’s set I found myself running up the stairs…

Hard-hitting music journalism there, guys. Don’t ever change.

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's 50 Most Anticipated Albums Of 2011 (220 comments)

If you’re covering Kanye’s every move, why no mention when he said Coldplay are better than The Beatles?

 0Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: Beatles, iTunes Come Together Right Now Over Zzzz (13 comments)

>implying iTunes will the only option for digital music distribution in 50 years.
>implying iTunes will even exist in 50 years.

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: Pavement Don't Have No Function, Says Billy Corgan (40 comments)

I’m pretty sure that what Pavement meant by “they have no function” was that the Pumpkins were notorious for having a dysfunctional relationship with each other. Corgan isn’t saying the same about Pavement, or even responding to “Range Life”, but the fact that members of Pavement and Mudhoney called the Pumpkins sell outs when they signed to Virgin. I’m pretty sure the song “Cherub Rock” is about that as well.

 0Posted on Oct 30th, 2010 | re: Naked Kanye Photo: Not Just A Lyric In "Runaway," As You Can See (8 comments)

ebaumsworld

 -2Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Naked Kanye Photo: Not Just A Lyric In "Runaway," As You Can See (8 comments)

Yeah, these have been floating around for about two weeks now, without the embedded spam. Welcome to the Internet, Stereogum.