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They're trying to say "Our cows, chickens, and pigs are happy as fuck until we slaughter the shit outta them in this weird boxing machine and one single farmer who seems kinda depressed loads them into a pretty small, non-air conditioned truck and drives them out of frame."
Boy is he gonna have a hangover when he wakes up in the morning, because he'd been drinking the night before and he also didn't drunk any water or eat anything so he'll really have a hangover in the morning and forget he started dating a madame tussaud wax figure of a porn star and then boy will he have egg and mike tyson tattoos on his face!
Definitely. It's my favorite album of the year so far period. It's as strong as LCD's debut album, which is a lazy comparison to make, but it feels like that kind of pronouncement.
Whaaaaaaaat?! Girls can't be doctors.
Now I'm really worried about Thom Yorke.
Paul bitches about his privileged life and then we bring in the girls.
Let's travel back to when I posted this right after the Oscars and it was down-voted into obilivifranco. WHO'S CORRECT IN THEIR CORRELATIVE PHOTOS NOW? http://oi53.tinypic.com/2rh6wde.jpg
I know someone who is PERFECT. They're funny, they know the voice of the site and they have a lot of experience in the field. http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/07/lindsay072709.jpg
Chris Rock's Dark Chocolate Chip On His Shoulder with Louis CK Red Hots
Was Roman Coppola not available?
I like him too. He's a good actor acting in acting things. BUT HE DOES SO MANY PALTROWY THINGS. 12 hour cut of My Own Private Idaho? Pictures of Bruce Vilanch sleeping? And if he's such a good actor (he is, he is such a good actor) then why couldn't he act like he liked Anne Hathaway? She was dying up there! She just wants all of our love! She just wants daddy to like her! She wants Daddy Douglas to love her and love her hard. She wants you to Love her and Other Drugs. But Franco (not the soap character he plays, "Franco," the real one that smiles and brings sexy back and gets stuck under things while falling asleep in class and making an art show out of it) couldn't muster an ounce of "I give a shit." I know he shouldn't have to, why would anyone give a shit? But the thing is HE SIGNED UP FOR IT! You know? He was like "Oscars? I'll be right there!" You know? So he may not be the worst, but he's definitely worst-ish.
I think this bears repeating. http://oi53.tinypic.com/2rh6wde.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/rDGKy.gif "Hey guys...Oscars, right?"
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That's just a fine piece of American young man right there.
I bet you wore those boots more. You know, to attract Dr. Haze. You know, for sexting.
Best Picture: The Social Network Best Actor: Colin Firth–The King’s Speech Best Actress: Natalie Portman–Black Swan Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale–The Fighter Best Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo–The Fighter Best Director: David Fincher–The Social Network Best Original Screenplay: The King’s Speech Best Adapted Screenplay: The Social Network Best Foreign Film: In a Better World (Denmark) Best Animated Film: Toy Story 3 Art Direction: Dyas (Production Design); Larry Dias and Doug Mowat (Set Decoration)-Inception Cinematography: Matthew Libatique-Black Swan Costume Design: Antonella Cannarozzi-I Am Love Documentary Feature: Restrepo Film Editing: Andrew Weisblum-Black Swan Sound Editing: Richard King-Inception Sound Mixing: Lora Hirschberg, Gary A. Rizzo and Ed Novick-Inception Visual Effects: Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb-Inception
Lol Gabe confused David Fincher with Christopher Nolan. Get your Factgums straight.
TRUE STORY: I'm 90% sure I saw MC Chet at Northwestern today. I do not go there. I was driving by. It was funny.
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This must be Nation Give An Opinion On Abortion Day. This billboard went up in SoHo http://thedailywh.at/2011/02/24/controversial-campaign-of-the-day/ And Yeezy is teaching about "baller abortions" or something. http://www.avclub.com/articles/kanye-west-also-has-an-opinion-on-abortion-in-case,52343/ All Of The Yikes.
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Man I really feel like a shot my wad with this one. I also really feel like that was gross to type.
Cool, so Abortion is officially http://oi55.tinypic.com/307qp37.jpg
Oops, fixed. http://oi55.tinypic.com/2zpobq1.jpg
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It is a sad and beautiful world.
This was basically the fake Improv Anyfoodcourt version of this scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzrMrglib6c
"OMG New Foo Fighters!" - No one.
I could see why you'd need a vacation from copying and pasting two letters 100s of times. But seriously, good to have you back, Videogum laughs and Gabe and typing and internet and stuff.
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I'll be there for you too. http://oi55.tinypic.com/2ibi445.jpg
SORRY THAT WAS REALLY BRITTA OF ME. LOL, TV.
"I wished they hadn’t done that live-camera documentary thing, though. Explainabrag: It’s because it’s become a cliché on television, and I am really good at spotting those sorts of things." They could have at least commented on the form every few minutes. You know, critically.
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