Lauren Matson

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Heaven just got a little more Videogum! LOL (Lots of Love) to everyone - to Kelly, Gabe, Lindsay, interns, others, guest bloggers, monsters. Right now, I am just a little girl, and Videogum is more sand.
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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys
I HATE THIS NEWS SO MUCH. BACK AND FORTH FOREVER GUYZZZZ. ))(( ALSO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 4EVER.
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
I hope they know I'm not going to tip anyone now that I have to make the pizza myself.
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November 29, 2011 on Domino’s Pizza iPad App Looks Fun, Delicious, And Insulting
I hope everyone stayed tuned afterwards to watch Amy Sedaris feed a blindfolded Tom Colicchio her jelly beans (his favorite).
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December 16, 2010 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E03: Imitation Is the Sincerest Form Of Cookery?
I was about to say that exact same thing and you beat me by 4 minutes! Drats!
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December 8, 2010 on Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere
Sterling's Gold - Nick Madson
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November 19, 2010 on Win A Copy Of Sterling’s Gold: Wit And Wisdom Of An Ad Man!
Someone needs to marry me right now so we can hire these fine ladies.
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November 19, 2010 on These Are Your Harp Twins: Camille And Kennerly
If there only were a place for people to go who enjoy stomping on the heads of people who disagree with them. Oh right, it's called prison, and that guy belongs there.
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October 26, 2010 on Rand Paul Supporters Curb Stomp Protester, Officially Making This The Funnest Election Ever
I like to think that everyone on the internet is completely self aware and the master of satire. It would delight me to no end if the world was just that intelligent and awesome. And fat people are NOT the new gingers. That is just mean.
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October 26, 2010 on TheDistantWarrior Is Our Generation’s CopperCab, And Fat People Are The New Gingers
Is this what Smuckers means?! Is this why Destiny's Child is not ready for this jelly?
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October 25, 2010 on The Sixth Autumn Jam Of 2010: “Lemme Smang It”
Also, and more importantly, the bartender on Grey's Anatomy. DUH.
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October 1, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: I Want To Rub Purell On My Brain
Oh man, Liz Lemon must be so gay.
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September 30, 2010 on BREAKING NEWS: THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING US ALL GAY WITH CHIPS AND JUICE
"4.) That dad is no Frank Lapidus, so just stop it." But he is Luke from Gilmore Girls, and so I think this means we're in the same universe as Parenthood.
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September 28, 2010 on Oh Shoot, So The Event Stinks Now?
I almost said, "Hey, you stole that joke from wettrew." And then I saw you are wettrew. Carry on. (And congrats for your WMOAT. I hope it was everything you hoped for, while you lay awake at night, hoping, and clutching your full-sized Gabe body pillow.)
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September 28, 2010 on Oh Shoot, So The Event Stinks Now?
Seriously. As a Midwesterner, I find it hard to take NYC's weather freakouts seriously. Also, has no one in Brooklyn even seen Twister? That is not what tornadoes look like!
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September 17, 2010 on These Guys Are VERY Excited About The Brooklyn Tornado
I thought it was Benjamin Linus!
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September 15, 2010 on Today We Give Thanks For The Jobs That We Have!
Hmm. . . logic. I see where you're going with this. There's just something about this guy that makes me want to do the opposite of what he's yelling at me to do. Like call people names. When he yells "I'm not gay," I want to say, "Yes you are. You are very gay. But you are not a homosexual because they are better than you." Mebbe it's best to just come up with another name to call him. Like - schmurgin. This guy is such a schmurgin. (No offense to any schmurgle people?)
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September 14, 2010 on Ginger Kid Dresses Like The Mad Hatter And Plans A Rap Video
I'm 90% sure this kid's face is on a billboard for Children's Hospital just north of the WI border on I-94. I would take a picture, but I'm usually going about 80mph past it.
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September 2, 2010 on HEY YOU GUYS, KEENAN IS BACK!
OMG you guys, how did this happen? I love how you only have to explain gifs and they still get monster upvotes around here. That's why this place is the best. Here I would put a gif of fireworks, and it would say: "You like me! You really like me!" (Sally Field references - still cool, right?)
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July 2, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I literally went "What are LOLcats!" Boo.
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February 25, 2010 on 4Chan For $1000, Alex