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I thought this post was going to explain Rob Lowe’s gross existence on Parks and Recreation. I’m sorry, I just don’t understand why he’s there? :/

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October 12, 2011 on Rob Lowe’s Parks & Recreation Gross Hair Mystery: SOLVED!

I woke up this morning to a thud, and realized my phone had fallen off the shelf onto the floor. I picked it up and saw that I had gotten this email. Basically, it made my phone try and commit suicide.

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September 19, 2011 on Wait, What Is Happening With Netflix?

Tyrannosaur: “Without doubt one of the films of the year.” Hmm . . .

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August 26, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

“There is definitely a rapist in Lincoln Bark.”

No? Puns not funny enough for you? Then…

“I am not a bitch. I am you.”

A pun inside a crossover meme. You’ve been inceptioned.

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October 26, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Antoine Dogson
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October 21, 2010 on This Drive Thru Law Office Is Real

Maybe it’s my speakers, but I’m pretty sure it was narrated by this guy:

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October 13, 2010 on Christine O’Donnell References “Bed Intruder Song” In Latest Political Ad

Yes, I completely agree. This show would be so much better without a thirteen year old telling me how what I’m watching is funny. I mentally erased the v/o while watching this week, and I had way more lulz.

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October 8, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Rhubarb Rhubarb Peas And Carrots Rhubarb

I am from Wisconsin, and I am offended. But it’s ok, because I put a picture of this show in my wallet.

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September 24, 2010 on Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself

I’m pretty sure this is what I sound like on job interviews, and this is why I still don’t have a job. (Hire me?)

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September 20, 2010 on Katy Perry Is Just VERY Good At Talking Like A Normal, Reasonably Intelligent Human Being

Oh man, I don’t care if it’s basically one of Family Guy’s favorite gags. Don and Ken Cosgrove trying to conduct a meeting with Pete Campbell cleaning up Miss Blankenship in the background was the best thing everrrrrrrrr. I’m going back to staring at that gif for the rest of the day.

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September 20, 2010 on Mad Men S04E09: Looking Good, Ladies!

I’m also pretty sure they thought they were giving the award to Kenny.

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September 16, 2010 on Top Chef S07E13: Boring Season Ends Boringly

These judges are all obviously drunk and meant to award the title of Top Chef to the OTHER husky bearded fellow named Kevin.

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September 16, 2010 on Top Chef S07E13: Boring Season Ends Boringly

Can we please stop using the words “gay” to refer to homosexuals, and “retard” to refer to the mentally handicapped? I ask this not because I am offended, but because I really want what this guy is to be a “gay retard” and not have it offend anybody. I want the words “gay” and “retard” to refer to people (of any sexuality or mental capacity) like this guy, and not be derogatory to anyone else. Just this guy.

Also, have we settled on a name for a man slut yet, because SO MANY HICKIES.

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September 14, 2010 on Ginger Kid Dresses Like The Mad Hatter And Plans A Rap Video

The only reason you watch Iron Chef is because of the DRAMA. That, and Mario Batali dripping sweat all over some otherwise delicious looking Italian food.

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July 30, 2010 on Iron Chef Secret Ingredient Supercut

“What is that red light pointing at me from inside the bushes?”

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July 15, 2010 on Teenage Boy In Town

I like that Mel Gibson is so method, that even his racist, misogynistic rants are Australian accent free.

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July 12, 2010 on Audio Of Mel Gibson’s Racist Rant Available For People Who May Have Been On The Fence With The Whole “Mel Gibson Is A Nightmare” Thing

This is obviously a sequel to The Room. SPOILER ALERT.

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July 9, 2010 on Tommy Wiseau Continues To Be A Complete Lunatic In The House That Drips Blood On Alex

Gone With The Fireworks (My Fingers Are)

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July 1, 2010 on Best New Party Game 27: Patriotic Movies