Omair Ali

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seems like a nice guy…

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May 9, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Johnny Gold

I like to imagine a bunch of middle aged women on their Jitterbug brand cellular phones and facebook pages all organizing this flash mob with one another… No I don’t, I dont’ like to imagine middle aged women.

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April 19, 2011 on Do These Middle-Aged Women Having A “Flash Mob” At Target Mean That We Can Finally Be Done With Flash Mobs?

I’d pay him to -do what hookers do to paying customers- any day!

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April 18, 2011 on Look At Me Now I’m Getting Paper!

why? why is this okay?

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April 18, 2011 on The Eighth Spring Jam Of 2011: RAED’s “She Wants Me Back”

does he have a speech impediment, or is he just crazy hood?

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April 12, 2011 on The Seventh Spring Jam Of 2011: Boostalk – “We Gon Rock”

Wait, so were all of those men Ashton Kutcher?

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April 12, 2011 on Ashton Kutcher’s New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane

“why you walking in a random alley in the hood” “because, mom kicked me out for because I’m making too much noise”

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April 11, 2011 on Mr. Chi-City Is Mr. BACK City!

Yo fuh real, was that party at a cookie factory? Because, ya’ll look a thousand chips delicious.

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April 8, 2011 on Happy Third Birthday, Videogum!

It’s fun to hang out with friends w/ pizza, everyone agree!?

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April 8, 2011 on Happy Third Birthday, Videogum!

This movie should be called “Titties”. Because “titty” is a hilarious word, and… basically, they should make a movie (nonporn) called “Titties” that’s all sad and shit, and has a wedding.

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April 8, 2011 on Melancholia Trailer, You Guys

How do you make farts 3D? Get it? this guy is a fart.

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April 8, 2011 on They Are Making A 3D “Fred” Movie, FINALLY

Ant Dod, quit playin’ yo. Yo, quit playin’.

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April 8, 2011 on They Are Making A 3D “Fred” Movie, FINALLY

Fuck this noise. You ever open up a pouch of gushers and enjoy them without having to first dislodge them from the fruity tumor that they ALWAYS FORM by binding together? No, because that doesn’t happen.

This kid’s a hack. I hate this kid. His favorite star wars is the one with the guy from heroes, and he only wears jean shorts, never pants, even in the winter. He’s not even old enough to vote. If he did, he’d vote for the political party with the turtle, you know the one.

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April 7, 2011 on Fruit Gushers Review

Congratulations, you are no eligible to adopt me as your child and teach me how to be as wonderful as you are, papa-san.

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April 5, 2011 on The World Isn’t THAT Flat

I’m crying for america.

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March 30, 2011 on MTV’s Teen Wolf Trailer, You Guys

that little girl knows what’s up!

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March 30, 2011 on “Crying For America” Is Not A Good Song!

GerbWAR

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March 29, 2011 on Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby

Jaundice Priest

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March 29, 2011 on Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby

if you don’t know what google is, can you look it up in the dictionary? How do you google what google is, if you don’t even know what google is in the first place? Think about it, man.

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March 29, 2011 on Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby

Can we name the kids? The little girl’s name is probably Blythe or something hip, And the little baby of undefined gender is probably named Gorm or Narnac (depending on if it’s a boy or a girl, respectively).

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March 29, 2011 on Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby