Katherine Marino

Comments from Katherine Marino

It felt off because for once, everyone kind of got what they wanted except for two people who seem "good," Peggy and Ted, and Peggy and Ted were punished because they don't know how to be sneaky and play the game. Pete thought he knew how to play the game, but he didn't know what the game was. Now that he knows, he knows how to play it, which is why he seemed visibly more confident and happy at the end of the episode than he's seemed all season. If you like GoT, you should have loved this episode of Mad Men!
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June 17, 2013 on Last Night’s Episode Of Mad Men Wasn’t Very Good!
Your name suits this picture very well. Are you the fellow in the train conductor overalls?
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August 10, 2012 on Our TV Is Not The Problem With Our Culture
Such as "anything other than pig's feet"?
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August 10, 2012 on Our TV Is Not The Problem With Our Culture
I like how any time the other party is a female or multiple people, they laugh and/or sing along, but any time it's a lone dude, he's all "WHAAAAAAT?!" or "GROSS!"
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August 10, 2012 on 6 Things About Chatroulette “Call Me Maybe”
Really I thought his shirt was exactly the correct amount of tight for ogling.
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August 8, 2012 on This Is Just A Great Visual Metaphor For The Epidemic Problem Of Global Poverty
As a person living in the south (but not raised in the south), I will say this: Chik-fil-A has the most polite drive-thru attendants in the country. This is a documented (by me) fact. I'm not saying I WANT those kids to have to find jobs working at other establishments, I'm just saying that with that kind of training, SHOULD Chik-fil-A go under, we could get ourselves a lot of really polite drive-thru attendants in the near future. FOOD (amirite?!) for thought.
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July 28, 2012 on Antoine Dodson Finally Breaks His Legendary Silence About Chick-Fil-A
I know we're naming the show and all, but I'm surprised no one has commented yet on the fact that E! News totally beat out Extra! for the right to "exclusively learn" this information that is probably really important to everyone who works in the television industry.
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July 25, 2012 on Naming Kate Gosselin’s Reality Dating Show
I mostly agree, but I think the thing about Bane having been her protector and Bruce having sex with her does give Bane a very clear motivation for wanting to punch Batman.
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July 24, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Dark Knight Rises
Plus in, like, 3 out of 4 of those ones, Angelina Jolie would have to play an ogre who wants to EAT babies instead of ADOPTING them! Comedy indeed!
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July 17, 2012 on Naming The Brand New Take On “Sleeping Beauty”!
How about Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader? http://callmefreckles.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/secretary31.jpg
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June 13, 2012 on What Is YOUR Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Adaptation Dream Cast?
*I know everyone was staring expectantly into the black space of the internet as you heard the ominous beats on my keyboard getting closer and closer to that much-anticipated Katie Featherston joke, and then you all totally jumped and screamed when it finally hit the comments, except for those of you who had been covering your eyes the whole time and just pretended to be scared when everyone else screamed, although you didn't really know why and were kind of glad you didn't know why, because nightmares.
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June 13, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount
Nice to see Katie Featherston finally participating in some NORMAL Activity!*
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June 13, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount
for the rehearsal dinner, they'll just have a live goat lowered into the middle of the table in a harness.
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June 12, 2012 on OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me
Damnit! Now how am I supposed to propose to that kid from Jurassic Park? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_l2tpJ3GqgTI/TNSAHsGwRTI/AAAAAAAAAGs/N2iLGrnWB9Q/s1600/66081.gif
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June 12, 2012 on OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me
Wait maybe they're both Roger.
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June 11, 2012 on Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
Maybe the naked lady is Joan and the dude in pajamas is the skeevy Jaguar dude?
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June 11, 2012 on Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
While I agree that there was maybe too much Adam stuff, I've been thinking about Don thinking about Adam since last week. Both he and Lane hanged themselves essentially because Don asked them to get out of his life, so it would make sense that he'd connect them.
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June 11, 2012 on Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
She is actually 26! I know this because I looked it up last night when I was watching Fallon and was wondering whether she was secretly Taylor Swift in a wig.
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June 8, 2012 on Jimmy Fallon, The Roots, And Carly Rae Jepsen Cover “Call Me Maybe” On Classroom Instruments
I will watch this movie ONLY if they make it an anachronistic steam punk buddy cop movie in which Albert Einstein (Harrison Ford) and Isaac Newton (Jeremy Renner? or Johnny Depp wearing prostethics, because I just feel like he'd want to be a part of this) team up to talk about physics and invent an electricity-powered space ship that travels at the speed of light so they can effectively go to the future to stop the Third Reich before it even gets started (obviously with help from David Bowie reprising his role as Tesla from The Prestige), and the tag line will be something like, "This TIME, Newton's taking the LAWS into his own hands," and all the reviews will have to include something about the movie being "RELATIVELY good."
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June 8, 2012 on A Little Bit Of Pretty Obvious Sir Isaac Newton News
I know he SAID "no looking back" at the end, but I was really hoping for one last sassy over-the-shoulder glance.
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June 8, 2012 on The New Hit Single From Max Harris, “High”
Although this movie had an bitchy blonde queen who seemed to have a creepy relationship with her also-blond brother, dwarfs, sword-wielding brunette girls, lots of running through woods, cavalry battles, castles, princess who are prophesized to rule peaceably because of some magic thing, cute boys with cute accents, and CGI mythical creatures, it was overall a lot more LAME OF THRONES than these qualities would lead one (me) to believe.
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June 7, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Snow White And The Huntsman
Thank goodness she took a picture of herself pouting about this so the news could use it in their story about her not getting to be sparkly in a specific place for a few hours.
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June 7, 2012 on Life Is Hard For Everyone, But Especially For 15-Year-Old Girls Who Just Want To Dress Up Like Tinkerbell And Go To Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park
Yeah, but whereas Tyrion was like, "Save your own homes and families and lives! Who cares about glory because you aren't going to get it anyway!", Theon was all, "Statues for everyone! Songs about us until the end of time! I'm a teenager and I want to be famous!" Theon is an asshat.
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June 4, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread
Here's stuff you can piece together from the show: 1) None of the Ironmen like Theon because they think he treated the Starks too much like family and got too comfy on land. 2) Roose Bolton (older dude talking to Robb in the "previously on"s) gave his bastard son, Ramsay, marching orders. The Boltons are Northmen. 3) Robb told Roose to tell Ramsay that any Ironmen who surrendered could go home unharmed EXCEPT Theon, who, one assumes, will get his ass handed to him. 4) All of the Northmen think Bran and Rickon are dead. 5) ??? 5) Winterfell is burned down, potentially to frame Theon.
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June 4, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread
On a more serious note (what could be more serious than Lane's predicament? nothing, but anyway), her dragons don't seem to have gotten any bigger since last season's finale. More than a few weeks must have passed since then, right? They should have gotten a little bigger. Cat-sized, maybe?
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June 4, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread
I don't see that fucking hat anywhere, so he must still be wandering around in the woods alone with a gun.
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June 4, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread
Those dancing lessons have really paid off.
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June 4, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread