Aaron Keuter

Comments from Aaron Keuter

That reminded me of this really great Review Roger Ebert did on Bad Boys 2. http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/bad-boys-ii-2003
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April 29, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain
Awwww.... I kind of loved that.
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December 19, 2012 on The Best Viral Videos Of 2012: A Retrospective
Sometimes you have to get your Daddy on, because Mommy had to get your Daddy off.
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November 29, 2012 on Cool Daddy Rap For All The Daddies Out There
This post has some pretty bad grammer.
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November 1, 2012 on Some More Great Kelsey Grammer Playboy Mansion Party News
I really dug the episode, but the only thing that kind of bugged at me, was the lawyer getting busted, while filling the safety deposit boxes. I assume they'd need to issue a warrant to the actual bank for that, right? Would it be that easy? Call up a bank and say, "Hey we've got a hunch!"?
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August 27, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E07: “Say My Name, Say My Name”
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August 10, 2012 on Here Aren’t Some Afternoon Links
not nearly as cool as tacocopter... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/23/tacocopter-startup-delivers-tacos-by-unmanned-drone-helicopter_n_1375842.html?ref=tw
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March 28, 2012 on Automatic Pizza Ordering Refrigerator Magnet, GOD DAMN FINALLY
Blue Valentine 2: Electric Blue-galoo
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February 10, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I was surprised to find that none of you were surprised by the surprise. I was kind of surprised. I could be wrong but I thought a few episodes ago Maggie had mentioned to Glen something like "you may call them walkers but to us they are Mom, and Uncle Whoeever, and Joe whatever from down the street..." Maybe I was so bored with the Sophia thing that I thought Maggie's Mom was going to walk out or something and Maggie and Herschel would be crying and Shane would carelessly and monstrously shoot her in the head in front of them. ...obviously I don't write TV
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November 28, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E07: Season Finale (Sort Of?)
OMG! Will I ever stop discovering Arrested Development jokes? I've seen the series like a dozen times now and I never caught on to that.
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November 28, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E07: Season Finale (Sort Of?)
Also, (and I'm totally on board with Insurance Companies being not allowed to pull shit like this) but you CAN appeal their decision, and if you just talk to a few people, there is a good chance one of them will understand the "OMFG are you kidding me?"-ness of the situation. ...but at the same time Fuck BCBS, they denied me because one time in college I got drunk.
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September 13, 2011 on Tea Party Debate Audience Would Like Everyone To Die
Dude... I know you weren't totally serious, but the whole making fake meth out of actual rocks thing just blew my mind.
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July 25, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E02: DJ Roomba In The House
Oh! found it. That was so easy! http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1235107/breaking-bad-pizza-o.gif
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July 18, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E01: Work Sucks, I Know
Do you guys remember that time Walt threw the pizza on the roof? Classic Walt. Gif of this anyone?
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July 18, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E01: Work Sucks, I Know
This is actually a reply to Stevenstevo's comment about never hearing white people use the "n-word".... yes they do. I've heard Louis C.K., David Cross, and I think even Patton Oswalt use the "n-word" in very clever non-offensive ways, that was more a commentary about social dynamics etc. I suppose the reason I found Tracey Morgan's comment offensive, is because it wasn't funny? Not like, "That's not funny, it's serious!" like, it's just not that clever or funny, or inciteful, so it's only really left with being incredibly offensive. Sort of like that NBC show, "Outsourced," it failed in being funny so it's only racist. If it used racial stereotypes to maybe point to something more clever or interesting and ended up being humorous it's almost like the racism worked??? Then again me pointing to places where "racism workd" feels a bit wrong too so I don't know.
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June 15, 2011 on Louis C.K. Weighs In On The Tracy Morgan Scandal As All The “Videogum Promises” Crash Into Each Other And Explode
I'm just waiting on the youtube supercut of Magneto trying to make things move with his hands and Xavier trying to read people's minds.... very cheesedick IMO. I'd put a gif in here that more accurately describes what I'm talking about but I don't have those kinds of superpowers.
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June 6, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class
Isn't this Joe Mande's job? Should we start a paypal to raise money to get him there.... Better yet, a kickstarter?
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June 6, 2011 on The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos
Watch the Making of this commercial afterwards. You find out what inspired him.... fascinating stuff.
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June 3, 2011 on Now You, Too, Can Finally Smell Like Jared Leto
I'm still on this movie's side, but 55% because of Owen Wilson's character. "It's an altar Greg... or as you might call it a 'hopa'."
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May 16, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series
Ahhh! I fucking love Magnolia, but would love to see Gabe skewer it for WMOAT. So I'm voting for Magnolia, a movie I think is great?
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May 16, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series
"Real mean drug the girls first." - Roman Polanski
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April 12, 2011 on Ashton Kutcher’s New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane
Klosterman had a really good essay in "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" about how reality tv actually is just like real life. He uses the example of how every character in season 1 of the real world is one of your friends.... Good read. I'd quote it or something but the book is all the way over there.
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April 4, 2011 on I Think We Owe Reality Television An Apology
I love the synopsis written out on the apple trailers website: "Dylan (Justin Timberlake) and Jamie (Mila Kunis) think it's going to be easy to add the simple act of sex to their friendship, despite what Hollywood romantic comedies would have them believe. They soon discover however that getting physical really does always lead to complications." basically... "If you thought this was your typical Hollywood movie about friends trying to have sex with each other.... than you're absolutely right!"
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March 28, 2011 on Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys
"UGGHH!! This is why I hate fucking inside of airplane lavatories! Every time!"
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January 11, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Pandora Hills, 90210