Sam Greenwood

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Well, they could either get the super fast spinner or the slow-mo camera, but sadly they couldn’t afford both.

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March 11, 2013 on Try Not To Explode Today, OK?

You can get Nutella by the gallon?!

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February 25, 2013 on Is There Life After The Oscars? (SPOILER ALERT: Only Kind Of)

Psh, Modern Friends is in the 8:00 slot and Modern Seinfeld is at 9:00. Modern Single Guy Suddenly Susan Jesse Just Shoot Me is in between.

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December 10, 2012 on Best New Party Game: @SeinfeldToday

BRING BACK T MILLS!

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December 3, 2012 on Every Second, Another Ryan Rox Is Born

That whistle thing that Fantastic Mr. Fox does

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June 16, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Moonrise Kingdom Prize Package

Only ‘Face/Off’ the best transplant movie of all time.

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March 17, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Keep your ugly fuckin’ goldbrickin’ ass (and your Santa Ana winds) out of my beach community!

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December 2, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: “The Dude” Sweater And Jeff Bridges’s Self-Titled Record

I don’t see any Saw jokes.

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October 31, 2011 on The Classic “Exploding Pumpkin” Science Lesson

Let’s not forget the Island of Dr. Moreau

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October 13, 2011 on Joel Schumacher Says Val Kilmer Was “The Best Batman,” Do You Agree?!

I will listen to nothing, because I have no job :(

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August 26, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: iFrogz Headphones!

Spicy Tuna Roll

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July 19, 2011 on WHAT IS ARI GOLD’S WIFE’S NAME?!

Hi, I’m Larry David, I’m gonna do that thing I shouldn’t do, and then I’m gonna do it again later, and I’m gonna talk about why I should be able to do it a lot in meantime.

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July 8, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Curb Your Enthusiasm Mug And Mousepad

Certain people have been known to shout “Expelliarmus” while in the stall of a public restroom, could be anyone, really.

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July 1, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: The Unofficial Harry Potter Sweet Shoppe Kit And Collector’s Handbook

On the left side we have the reigning champion of the derby, Count Crashula and on the right we have a relative newcomer, Ms. Kitty Carnage!

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May 6, 2011 on BREAKING: TERRIBLE (WONDERFUL) KITTEN CRASH!

Was it not obvious to anyone else that the guys confident and willing to go bare-chested were going to win this fight against kids that are too self conscious to go shirtless? I don’t know the rules here, but I’m willing to bet that the Skins win more often than not.

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April 1, 2011 on Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff

They look pretty similar to me. It seems like Ricky Gervais is in on this one.

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March 17, 2011 on Extra! Extra!

What is this, AbortionGum?

That sounds like the morning after pill in gum form.

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February 24, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Good Speech About Abortion Funding

I sure hope Ted Williams gets a cameo

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February 24, 2011 on The Chronicles Of Rick Roll Is Real

Backtrace to the Future

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February 24, 2011 on The Chronicles Of Rick Roll Is Real