Sam Greenwood

Comments from Sam Greenwood

Well, they could either get the super fast spinner or the slow-mo camera, but sadly they couldn't afford both.
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March 11, 2013 on Try Not To Explode Today, OK?
Psh, Modern Friends is in the 8:00 slot and Modern Seinfeld is at 9:00. Modern Single Guy Suddenly Susan Jesse Just Shoot Me is in between.
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December 10, 2012 on Best New Party Game: @SeinfeldToday
That whistle thing that Fantastic Mr. Fox does
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June 16, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Moonrise Kingdom Prize Package
Only 'Face/Off' the best transplant movie of all time.
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March 17, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass (and your Santa Ana winds) out of my beach community!
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December 2, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: “The Dude” Sweater And Jeff Bridges’s Self-Titled Record
I will listen to nothing, because I have no job :(
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August 26, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: iFrogz Headphones!
Hi, I'm Larry David, I'm gonna do that thing I shouldn't do, and then I'm gonna do it again later, and I'm gonna talk about why I should be able to do it a lot in meantime.
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July 8, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Curb Your Enthusiasm Mug And Mousepad
Certain people have been known to shout "Expelliarmus" while in the stall of a public restroom, could be anyone, really.
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July 1, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: The Unofficial Harry Potter Sweet Shoppe Kit And Collector’s Handbook
On the left side we have the reigning champion of the derby, Count Crashula and on the right we have a relative newcomer, Ms. Kitty Carnage!
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May 6, 2011 on BREAKING: TERRIBLE (WONDERFUL) KITTEN CRASH!
Was it not obvious to anyone else that the guys confident and willing to go bare-chested were going to win this fight against kids that are too self conscious to go shirtless? I don't know the rules here, but I'm willing to bet that the Skins win more often than not.
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April 1, 2011 on Normal Shirts Vs. Normal Skins Stuff
They look pretty similar to me. It seems like Ricky Gervais is in on this one.
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March 17, 2011 on Extra! Extra!
What is this, AbortionGum? That sounds like the morning after pill in gum form.
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February 24, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Good Speech About Abortion Funding
I sure hope Ted Williams gets a cameo
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February 24, 2011 on The Chronicles Of Rick Roll Is Real
Backtrace to the Future
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February 24, 2011 on The Chronicles Of Rick Roll Is Real
Is it a double secret reference to Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place? My most favorite show of all time.
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February 10, 2011 on Let’s Do The Charlie Sheen Numbers
Basenji is dead. So is Phillip Chihuahua. Moe Greyhound. Saluki. Corgi. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did.
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February 4, 2011 on The Dogfather Trailer, You Guys
I think this is a Nerf ad.
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February 4, 2011 on The Dogfather Trailer, You Guys
Or when Sir Ian McKellen was given an AU dollar when he placed his hat between his feet and sat on a bench?
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January 6, 2011 on You Can Make It Up: A Homeless Man With No Discernible Skills Becomes A Viral Sensation
Looks like I got out of Fort Collins just in the nick of time
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December 21, 2010 on That’s Your Band: Falcon Heene’s Boy Band
There's something wrong with that statement, or is it his first stand-up joke? He should add "I should know, I knew them both" Then it would become one of those 'Larry King is old' jokes that were all the rage last year.
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December 17, 2010 on R.I.P. Larry King Live
I'm with you, I didn't even know about the video, and I think was better off not knowing, it's like someone showing me a door and saying, "This door is bad, I'm not gonna open it and if you open it I will look down on you forever from moral high-ground" Or something like that.
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December 15, 2010 on An Open Letter To The Clay Duke Surveillance Tape