Juanathan Campbell
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 -4Posted on Feb 8th, 2013 | re: Deconstructing: The Rise, Demise, And Legacy Of The Mars Volta (27 comments)

the mars volta finally answered that age old question: what is the sound of two asses farting?

i wouldn’t have thought a band could more thoroughly shit on the goodwill engendered by its beloved predecessor more than sparta, but then the mars volta came along.

this band was so boring i fell asleep at one of their shows.

 +10Posted on Feb 8th, 2013 | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

i remember mumford + sons when they were still called country bear jamboree.

where’s mark e. smith when you need him?