Molly Martin

Comments from Molly Martin

I've been on the anti-trusting-fart train for a while, but this will really help my campaign. Sandwich board and bell, here I come!
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January 7, 2013 on BREAKING: AL ROKER POOPED HIS PANTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
The real questions is - do they have lemon aid stands in Kenya?
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August 29, 2012 on President Obama Has Never Even Run A Lemonade Stand?!
The most important question is - why rhyme the name your fast food chain with gay? Me thinks the chicken doth protest too much.
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August 2, 2012 on Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A
Irritation escalating to rage and then wanting to kill the stupid little jerk, but failing? Sounds like every woman comedian on America's Next Top Comic.
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May 23, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo
Let's hope Romney picks him for Veep. The Cabinet could be picked Celebrity Apprentice-style. We could have Whitney as head of the Department of Energy!
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May 22, 2012 on Donald Trump Congratulates Will Smith
Drunks have to watch teevee in the afternoon, too!
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May 22, 2012 on BNPG: Talk Show Sequels
I was just looking this up when I thought, "I'll be too late - I should go check."
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May 16, 2012 on Man Stands Alone In Fight Against “All You Can Eat” LIES!!
Too late for these two.... http://i46.tinypic.com/2le1f7a.jpg
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May 14, 2012 on Community Is Moving To Friday Nights
That alien looks weird. And the Predator can do better.
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May 9, 2012 on Our Long, Intergalactic Nightmare Is Finally Over
I can't be the only one who sees this every time I see Goyte... http://i47.tinypic.com/2uoqdkh.jpg
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May 9, 2012 on John Travolta Continues To Rest His Case
I literally said "It's the dude from The Wire, and he is HOT" to all my friends. And by friends, I mean dog and cat.
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May 4, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
It seems like no one has done this justice and I would LOVE to be in Monster's Ball! Right?
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April 17, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4xqbGgNq1qi7w44o1_500.jpg I think this mister used it up.
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January 5, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now
I've seen that concept in Final Destination 5: "That's Been Done to Death"
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January 5, 2012 on Updating Carrie For The Modern Viewer
The latest leaked Republican talking points say to respond to a 99 percenter by saying "I get it." Instead of pepper spraying them in the face.
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December 5, 2011 on FOX News Finally Takes On The “Communist” Muppets
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqek14m7P11qf94kbo1_500.gif
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November 21, 2011 on New Arrested Development Episodes Will Stream FOR REAL On Nexflix!
http://i42.tinypic.com/312k006.jpg It has to end in .jpg.
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November 21, 2011 on “Flour Disaster” Or “Flour Greatest Thing Ever”?
Jean-Ralphio drum major gif is our generation's James' Franco's so good pie gif. I bet my mom is glad she spent $50k on my education.
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November 21, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Woody Allen: Hosts ScarJo and Owen Wilson are quirky and beautiful. Some of it will be in black and white. Music by Gershwin.
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November 9, 2011 on Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?!
Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler play ALL THE ROLES. Boom - you're welcome.
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November 1, 2011 on Wait, Who Is Our Generation’s Cast Of Heat?!
"booooooooooooooooooooooooobz!"
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October 4, 2011 on Hank Williams Jr. Seems Pretty Normal
"Chickens don't clap" & "from whence it came" & "lit only by natural light" always do the trick for me.
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October 3, 2011 on Arrested Development Movie And TV Episodes Open Thread
I just hope Whitney gets cancelled. Also? Maria Bello needs to take off that stupid hat.
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September 20, 2011 on Let’s Name Snoop Dogg’s Sitcom!
"My Neck Tatoo" - My Knuckle Tattoo
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September 20, 2011 on Wait, What Is Happening With Netflix?
My boyfriend Dennis Duffy agrees, because technology is cyclical. "Beeper King 4 eva" - My Neck Tatoo
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September 20, 2011 on Wait, What Is Happening With Netflix?