Molly Martin

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I’ve been on the anti-trusting-fart train for a while, but this will really help my campaign. Sandwich board and bell, here I come!

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January 7, 2013 on BREAKING: AL ROKER POOPED HIS PANTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE

Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties.

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November 1, 2012 on Who Do You Think Mitt Romney’s Favorite TV Characters Are?

The real questions is – do they have lemon aid stands in Kenya?

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August 29, 2012 on President Obama Has Never Even Run A Lemonade Stand?!

The most important question is – why rhyme the name your fast food chain with gay? Me thinks the chicken doth protest too much.

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August 2, 2012 on Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A

Irritation escalating to rage and then wanting to kill the stupid little jerk, but failing? Sounds like every woman comedian on America’s Next Top Comic.

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May 23, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo

Let’s hope Romney picks him for Veep. The Cabinet could be picked Celebrity Apprentice-style. We could have Whitney as head of the Department of Energy!

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May 22, 2012 on Donald Trump Congratulates Will Smith

Drunks have to watch teevee in the afternoon, too!

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May 22, 2012 on BNPG: Talk Show Sequels

I was just looking this up when I thought, “I’ll be too late – I should go check.”

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May 16, 2012 on Man Stands Alone In Fight Against “All You Can Eat” LIES!!

Too late for these two….

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May 14, 2012 on Community Is Moving To Friday Nights

That alien looks weird. And the Predator can do better.

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May 9, 2012 on Our Long, Intergalactic Nightmare Is Finally Over

I can’t be the only one who sees this every time I see Goyte…

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May 9, 2012 on John Travolta Continues To Rest His Case

I literally said “It’s the dude from The Wire, and he is HOT” to all my friends. And by friends, I mean dog and cat.

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May 4, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

It seems like no one has done this justice and I would LOVE to be in Monster’s Ball! Right?

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April 17, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.


I think this mister used it up.

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January 5, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now

I’ve seen that concept in Final Destination 5: “That’s Been Done to Death”

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January 5, 2012 on Updating Carrie For The Modern Viewer

The latest leaked Republican talking points say to respond to a 99 percenter by saying “I get it.”
Instead of pepper spraying them in the face.

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December 5, 2011 on FOX News Finally Takes On The “Communist” Muppets


It has to end in .jpg.

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November 21, 2011 on “Flour Disaster” Or “Flour Greatest Thing Ever”?