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I think you mean Michael B. Jordan of The Wire and Friday Night Lights (and I guess Modern Family).

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May 3, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!

Best to do them one at a time in a deep skillet. Bring salted water (with splash of vinegar) to a simmer. Crack egg into a teacup while waiting. Then take a whisk and stir the water rapidly creating a vortex. While the water is still “spinning”, slowly (but not too slowly…) pour the egg into the pan. The vortex helps give the egg shape so that the whites and yolks don’t go running all over your pan. Cook in gently simmering water for 5 minutes or so. Remove with a slotted spoon, allowing all the water to fall away. Then place on top of whatever you’re gonna eat it with. If you’re cooking multiple eggs – you can “hold” them in lukewarm/room temp water until ready to eat. They’ll actually stay perfectly cooked this way for a day or two (in the fridge). You can drain the cold water and add warm water to warm the eggs back up.

Sorry – you didn’t even really ask for the tutorial, but, chefs gonna be cheffing. Enjoy.

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March 28, 2013 on That’s Your Egg Cooking Machine

That’s how some Republican members of Congress believe women can naturally avoid Hentai.

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February 15, 2013 on What Is Hentai? (Besides NSFW.)

I like to sing, “despite advanced age I am still just a rat in a cage”

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January 25, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

So he’s one of King Arthur’s Knights now?

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January 7, 2013 on Gerard Depardieu Is Mr. Cool Passport

My friend in high school had a pet monkey. It def peed on me. A lot. Also, played with it’s poop and rocked a lot of monkey boners. They’re definitely a better idea in theory than in practice. Cos, in practice, they’re fucking monkeys.

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December 10, 2012 on Who Should Play The Ikea Monkey In The Ikea Monkey Movie?

Well, he was the “official spokes bear” for at risk kids with mullets.

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November 28, 2012 on PROTECT YOURSELF! (Featuring Teddy Ruxpin And Corey Feldman)