Ian Cormack

Comments from Ian Cormack

I have a feeling the next time I read about this camp in the news it's going to be more tragic than funny.
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August 6, 2013 on This Hunger Games Camp Sounds Ch-Ch-Ch-Chill!
Clint Eastwood is the last great entertainer of Gabe's generation.
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August 31, 2012 on Clint Eastwood Interviews Some Awful Chair
Is anyone else getting the impression that this movie will just be the first transformers film with cgi turtles superimposed in front of the cgi robot cars. Any scene where they turns into cars will be altered to them getting their skateboards or razor scooters out.
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March 19, 2012 on Finally A BELIEVABLE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backstory
wait wait wait....the ninja turtles don't exist now?!??!?!
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March 19, 2012 on Finally A BELIEVABLE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backstory
Efron is just lobbying to be the new spokesperson for a new brand of condom that's being marketed to the 8 to 14 crowd. Now if you excuse me I'm about to be escorted off to prison.
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I'm not even sure Terrence Malick goes to the bathroom.
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February 15, 2012 on Which 2012 Oscar Nominee Would Keep His/Her Statue In The Bathroom?
Let's not forget who made him who he is today (and if I knew how to add a picture I would add a picture of Liz Lemon's agent Simon).
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January 26, 2012 on A Fake Interview With Uggie, The Dog From The Artist
it seems to me like he's had a Hitler suit on hand for a while and he's just straining for a reason to bring it out of his closet. He probably bought it for a Halloween party a couple of years ago but at the last minute decided to go as Heath Ledger's Joker instead.
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January 20, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Dresses Up As Hitler For No Apparent Reason
Did anyone read the header of this post and then assume that Modern Family was going to have an episode where Lily places a hex on Mitchel after accidentally getting into Cameron's shelf of occult literature? Is anyone else upset that this is not the plot of an upcoming episode?
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January 18, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: A Baby Is Going To Say A Curse On Modern Family
I don't remember Mango skits being this dark.
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January 17, 2012 on Andy Serkis Acting His Banana Off
Ian Cormack : 1 hour of comedy with at least that many laughs
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January 13, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: John Mulaney’s New In Town
One guy told people he liked our movie so now everyone is going to be talking about the movie I am trying to promote? Unacceptable. (i really don't get this)
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December 5, 2011 on Videogum Joins The New Yorker In Breaking The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Movie Review Embargo
does it cost extra to get a reem of paper with a watermark of Donald Duck sodomizing Mickey Mouse? (too much?)
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November 28, 2011 on Dunder Mifflin Brand Paper Gives Hope To All Of Our TV Product Dreams
Let's assume the child is ok because I doubt whoever liked these kids enough to film this would not have posted the footage (or let it get in someone else's possession) if the child was seriously hurt. Thiat is the story I'm choosing to believe.
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September 9, 2011 on The Classic Tablecloth Trick Done Perfectly
Every time I watch one of her videos I'm always waiting for Tim and Eric to jump from behind a curtain and take credit for their work.
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September 7, 2011 on Great New Katherine Chloe Cahoon Video!
It's a remix of the theme yo Gettin' It Dunn.
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September 2, 2011 on It Is The Friday Before A Long Holiday Weekend
Lady Gaga's male half is named Lester Gaga.
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August 29, 2011 on 2011 MTV Video Music Awards
you've ruined Be Prepared for me
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August 9, 2011 on Fake Jeremy Irons Quotes About Women
super cool adult with his super cool mobile.
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August 9, 2011 on Don’t Live In An Apartment Like This
I think Jon Hamm should host it as Don Draper. He could intimidate people into eatting bugs and/or swimming into tanks filled with aligators. Also: Under the Umbrella Tree! The best episodes were the ones with Stacy Mistysyn because she is adorable. Totally normal thing for an adult to say.
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June 3, 2011 on Who Should Replace Joe Rogan On The New Fear Factor?
I'm from Winnipeg and I'm sick of that "Number 1 Son"'s wacky antics. He usually just sells mattresses at low prices. Also, their was this cat from the Winnipeg Humain Society website I really thought about adopting. His name was Meatballs and he was fat and cross-eyed. Unfortunately someone snatched him up before I could. #supertragiccatusurpation
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January 31, 2011 on Cats For Sale! Canadian Cats For Sale!