Chris Wight

Comments from Chris Wight

Get Owen Wilson and Jason Schwartzman in it, maybe let Wes Anderson direct, and I'll bet he comes on.
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August 2, 2012 on ATTN: Bill Murray WILL NOT Be Involved In Ghostbusters 3
Whatevs, she's just more comfortable in a room full of dudes with visible boners.
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July 31, 2012 on Better Ways Lindsay Lohan Can Deal With Filming A Sex Scene
Why did they make it so hard to get out of?!? Stupid bugs, enjoy extinction!
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March 2, 2012 on Watch This Gross Bug Video, It’s Important
I'm a big fan of the "probiotic antimicrobial". We promote healthy bacteria! THEN DESTROY THEM.
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January 5, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now
Pagan Atheists? What about those damn Catholic Jews?
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March 3, 2011 on The Second Spring Jam Of 2011: “Pagan Atheists”
Looks like he has the diabeetus.
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February 28, 2011 on This Cat Just Gets It
"Get creative with side bangs" and the fivehead girl are the highlights of my day!
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January 10, 2011 on These Are Your Bangs: Undetectables Designer Bangs
Yeah, he's taking over this town. Every night there's another news spot about him. He was riding the red line on Halloween dressed as a woman, and gave tickets to the first people that found him. He wouldn't be the ugliest woman I've seen on that train...
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December 22, 2010 on Shaquille O’Neal Conducts The Boston Pops Orchestra For Some Reason
She's already causing me some severe swelling... HA-CHA-CHA-CHA!
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November 22, 2010 on Knife Cave!
I'm glad she's wearing her safety cleavage. Those knives look sharp!
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November 22, 2010 on Knife Cave!