Chris Wight

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Humblebrag.

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October 19, 2012 on No Oscars For Joaquin Phoenix, Thank You

Get Owen Wilson and Jason Schwartzman in it, maybe let Wes Anderson direct, and I’ll bet he comes on.

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August 2, 2012 on ATTN: Bill Murray WILL NOT Be Involved In Ghostbusters 3

Whatevs, she’s just more comfortable in a room full of dudes with visible boners.

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July 31, 2012 on Better Ways Lindsay Lohan Can Deal With Filming A Sex Scene

Why did they make it so hard to get out of?!? Stupid bugs, enjoy extinction!

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March 2, 2012 on Watch This Gross Bug Video, It’s Important

I’m a big fan of the “probiotic antimicrobial”.

We promote healthy bacteria! THEN DESTROY THEM.

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January 5, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now

Pagan Atheists? What about those damn Catholic Jews?

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March 3, 2011 on The Second Spring Jam Of 2011: “Pagan Atheists”

Looks like he has the diabeetus.

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February 28, 2011 on This Cat Just Gets It

“Get creative with side bangs” and the fivehead girl are the highlights of my day!

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January 10, 2011 on These Are Your Bangs: Undetectables Designer Bangs

Yeah, he’s taking over this town. Every night there’s another news spot about him. He was riding the red line on Halloween dressed as a woman, and gave tickets to the first people that found him.

He wouldn’t be the ugliest woman I’ve seen on that train…

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December 22, 2010 on Shaquille O’Neal Conducts The Boston Pops Orchestra For Some Reason

I smell a new episode of Shaq VS!

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December 22, 2010 on Shaquille O’Neal Conducts The Boston Pops Orchestra For Some Reason

She’s already causing me some severe swelling…

HA-CHA-CHA-CHA!

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November 22, 2010 on Knife Cave!

I’m glad she’s wearing her safety cleavage. Those knives look sharp!

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November 22, 2010 on Knife Cave!