+2Posted on Feb 18th, 2012 | re: FunnyOrDie Uncovers Who The Fuck Paul McCartney Is (10 comments)

‘There’s nothing I could possibly add’. Because there are no jokes in the video to add to?

 0Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: Rufus Wainwright And Sean Lennon Perform "Material Girl" at OWS (4 comments)

Yeah, because Sean Lennon clearly has absolute control over deciding who his father was. As a rule of thumb, criticising someone for who their parents were makes you look like a dick.

 -1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Stereogum's 40 Best New Bands of 2011 (138 comments)

No, I think they just don’t like falling asleep from sheer boredom.

 +1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Absolutely Kosher Shuts Down Operations (9 comments)

It was partially because it was a re-release of a record that had already been out for a year in the UK. But you’re right, it’s fucking awesome.

 -1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Radiohead Tour, Atoms For Peace LP In 2012 (7 comments)

You do enough to comment on the article. And I do enough to reply to that. FML.

 0Posted on Apr 3rd, 2011 | re: Foo Fighters - "Rope" Video (8 comments)

You say that like it’s something to be ashamed of. And let’s be honest, the masses wash more than we do.

Titus doing The Replacements is so obvious I honestly can’t think of a band better suited to playing their stuff. Though they won’t be doing their job properly unless they get shit-faced and do a load of half-arsed covers to wind up the crowd.

 +1Posted on Feb 20th, 2011 | re: Odd Future's Performance On Fallon Is A Thing You Absolutely Should Watch (35 comments)

That’s his charm. Maturity ruins the vast majority of musicians anyway.

 0Posted on Feb 20th, 2011 | re: The King Of Limbs Comment Party (309 comments)

Yeah, no point giving it preferential treatment but I smell poser backlash on the wind. It takes me weeks to figure out if I even like a lot of records, months even, no point immediately staking a postion. Still, first listen was a pleasant experience.

 0Posted on Feb 20th, 2011 | re: The King Of Limbs Comment Party (309 comments)

Because commenting on records you haven’t listened to is a productive use of everyones time…