Ryan Nims
Website: -


Good work copying and pasting that. Now tell us all what these lyrics mean. I’ll wait.

 +5Posted on Nov 17th, 2014 | re: Steve Albini Still Loves Online Streaming, Hates Miley Cyrus (35 comments)

It is important to note a lot of bands don’t make any money touring not because there’s no money out there… but because the internet has them believing they’re far more popular than they actually are.

 0Posted on Nov 13th, 2014 | re: The Wrens' Charles Bissell Was Torn Hawk's Guitar Teacher (4 comments)

Mary Timony was a guitar teacher for several years during the time when Pitchfork was pretending we all knew and enjoyed The Wrens

 -1Posted on Sep 30th, 2014 | re: Talib Kweli Writes Essay In Defense Of Lauryn Hill (10 comments)

Good one. I haven’t heard it since 1999.

 +2Posted on Nov 26th, 2013 | re: Beastie Boys Accuse Viral Toy Commercial Of Copyright Infringement (47 comments)

There’s a part in the new Kathleen Hanna documentary where she comments on how its crazy how she’s married to the guy that sang “Girls do my laundry.”

How much money do you wanna bet the people behind this ad saw this movie and a few lazy connections in their brain later came up with it?

“They’ll totally let us use this, they’re feminists!”

Shit is insulting.

 +2Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: ATTN: Employees - Do Not Buy These Used CDs (119 comments)

As someone who works in a used record store, let me tell you that current day indie stuff almost NEVER sells. Once stuff crosses over to where your uncle might like it, like Florence and the Machine or something, then yeah, its like hot cakes. But everything else from the last few years, even canonical stuff like Spiderland or Guided By Voices or something… almost never. Even priced at $4.99. It’s because indie kids are worse about never paying for anything than Selena Gomez fans. Its all on the hard-drive, they already crossed it off the list, why get it again?

 +1Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: Billy Corgan Will "Piss On Fucking Radiohead" (202 comments)

He’s saying in the past there have been articles about him pissing on Radiohead because he has a habit of mouthing off about things that upset him contextually, but don’t actually. You know, like this article here.

 +2Posted on May 24th, 2012 | re: Cadence Weapon - "Conditioning (CFCF Remix)" (Stereogum Premiere) (1 comments)

Should be making Drake money. Or shit, Childish Gambino money.

 +4Posted on Dec 30th, 2011 | re: Latest Radiohead Demo A Hoax (15 comments)

Christopher Stopa is gonna be an insta-millionaire!

This is a fake. A really good fake, but a fake. Good work, gang.