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I was going to make a Dina Lohan joke, but Courtney Stodden’s mom beat me to it. Um. I didn’t have a back-up joke ready guys. I guess I’ll just take this opportunity to thank my mom for not being like Courtney Stodden’s mom. Thanks mom! You’re the best!

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May 14, 2013 on Courtney Stodden’s Mom Is A Good Manager, Says Courtney Stodden’s Mom

You know, of all the roles to take on as your new personality, why Humbert Humbert?

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April 8, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!

Does anyone else want Courtland and Judge Rineholt to be a buddy cop duo under Sergeant Bud Cort?

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March 8, 2013 on Courtney Stodden Is OUR Generation’s Nick Kroll

I am contractually obligated to comment here but I am not going to watch this video. At least, not at work. I should be at home for this, with my TEAM DOURTNEY pennant and Stodden-themed snuggie.

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February 13, 2013 on Courtney Stodden’s Music Video Is Here! Courtney Stodden’s Music Video Is Here!

Good luck costal monsters! I hope instead of a blizzard you all get kittens. Self-sufficient kittens that feed and water themselves, and also take care of any ablutions or bathroom necessities so as not to be a bummer on you all.

Guys I am still pretty much asleep right now, please don’t hold anything I say against me.

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February 8, 2013 on ATTN: New Trampoline Accident Looks Like A Dream

I am worried that none of these cats appear to be watching the road. Who gave them licenses? This is madness.

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February 5, 2013 on Easy Riders

SPEAKING OF: I miss Lewis Simon.

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December 28, 2012 on Crushes Of 2012

I’m beginning to question my allegiances.

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December 20, 2012 on Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden

Believe me brother, I know. Waiter, a round of Stodden for my friends!

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December 5, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Marrying Cardboard Edward Cullen For Art

Wait wait wait. We can be weird as fuck so long as it’s art? Ok, I need a roll of bubble wrap, a paper mache turkey, three and a half pounds of big league chew, and James McAvoy’s phone number, stat. It’s time to art it up.

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December 5, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Marrying Cardboard Edward Cullen For Art

Gabe doesn’t wear deodorant? All of my illusions are shattered! Now I feel like I don’t know him at all! (spolier alert: I don’t)

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November 14, 2012 on BREAKING: Bradley Cooper Doesn’t Wear Deodorant

At least there are some things that remain dependable in these crazy times.

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October 30, 2012 on Happy Halloween From Courtney Stodden And Doug Huthchison!

Finally, a Ryan Gosling for our generation!

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October 24, 2012 on Courtney Stodden Has Saved Many Lives

Carolyn in the Abbey is my bet for citywelling hijinks

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September 28, 2012 on What Should The Possible Downton Abbey Prequel Be Called?!

I’ll do whatever you want me to just as long as I can be with you

If that is the case, can you stop singing? I’m trying to drink my tea in peace.

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September 28, 2012 on “Coffee Or Tea” – Lisa Gail Allred [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

All of the ones that are in parentheses I presume are about butts, so my vote is that you are not nearly as perverted as the rest of the internet. Neither am I. I need to go back to perv school (aka college)

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September 20, 2012 on Go Ahead And Do The Thing

Finally a reason to use my DVR (dourtney video recorder). Viva la Stodden!

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September 19, 2012 on FIRST LOOK: Courtney Stodden’s Couples Therapy

Also, I’m pretty sure we all owe Jon Hamm an apology, and are required to stay at least 100 yards away from him at all times.

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September 10, 2012 on This Is Just A Normal Picture Of Jon Hamm

Happy Birthday Courtney! I bought you new 12” clear heels but don’t know where to send them.

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August 29, 2012 on Happy 18th Birthday Courtney Stodden!

[S]he was a role model who showed young women that they could triumph over a troubled past and still grow up to be anything they wanted. Even though she was the sex icon of her time, she was never a Barbie. She wasn’t especially skinny; she had a good sense of humor, and she seemed always to be trying to be herself.

I’m wondering if this person has finished her biography….

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August 10, 2012 on Some Thoughts On Marilyn Monroe