Rachel Emery

Comments from Rachel Emery

wish i had thought of "i'm 14, i'll be forgiven, so forget it". 26 doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
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September 25, 2012 on A Few Thoughts On Edwin P. Wilson Before The New Jaden Smith Music Video
nice pun! double blow....penis picture....see what i'm getting at? sorry.
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September 11, 2012 on This Is Just A Normal Picture Of Jon Hamm
i was sure he would be testing for mr. billy zane's character.
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September 11, 2012 on Jeremy Sisto’s Titanic Screen Test
i mean, The Dreamers is one thing, but that's Bertolucci, and you KNOW when you see Bertolucci that it's probably gonna be good, but it's gonna be fucked up. Nick C. has always been kind of full of shit, but you canNOT compare incest to gay marriage. like. fuck you, i don't care if you were in Rosemary's Baby or i had to learn about you in a jazz through film course in college.
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September 11, 2012 on Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N?
besides this being so DEEPLY problematic for obvious reasons (women must have 6-pack abs to hang, while men just need to drink beer), there is just no way this is real. no one can get fucked up off six beers alone.
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July 16, 2012 on The Worst Song Of The Summer, 2012
i also really like that you can color a founding fathers' blow-j session on the next page.
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September 1, 2011 on That’s Your Coloring Book: 9/11 Coloring Book
exactly. my kid won't have seen that (as i don't have any yet), and so i won't tell them about it. let the virginia public education system handle that one with the grace and fairness that it does so many other subjects.
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September 1, 2011 on That’s Your Coloring Book: 9/11 Coloring Book
agree with you 100% about c.sheen/bryan adams, and wasn't dreamboat chris o'donnell in that one, too? also, i was going to say "is that john malkovich?! wasn't he in the previous three musketeers movie??" but i then remembered that i think i was thinking of Man In The Iron Mask, which is basically the same movie, but somehow w/ (usually) better actors and gerard depardieu?? and somehow still more embarrassing??
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July 4, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
also "sideboob". 2 words: "granny panties".
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May 29, 2011 on Well, This Lindsay Lohan “Short Film” Is Terrible
i can relate. after a long day at work serving the public, alls i really wanna do is come home, crack open an ice cold bottle, and go into "baby mode" while i wait for the nice lady who takes care of me HALF the time to change my diaper. on the real, though, stanley is pretty good at carpentry.
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May 3, 2011 on That’s Your Baby: Adult Baby
"finally! i can vomit completely publicly and with virtually no shame, as i'll be wearing a giant bib!"
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April 13, 2011 on This Is Your Adult Bib: The Slobstopper
"ugh, great. this kid is so gross, *I* need a bib, just to be safe."
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April 13, 2011 on This Is Your Adult Bib: The Slobstopper
i couldn't watch to the end--i got way too scared.
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April 7, 2011 on Kitten In A Bucket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLD6m7u0qG0
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March 14, 2011 on Saturday Night Live Open Thread
um. not to sound too forward (and i totally never throw this statement around), but i think i might be in love with you, mans. wanna get married?
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March 14, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Mans
ugh why'd you have to spoil it??!
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March 1, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Remember Me
i was really sad when i saw that part of the video because i knew then that it was all an act and spike's purity ring had nothing to do with saving himself for me.
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February 15, 2011 on Is This the Beginning of the End of Spike Can Dance?
i mean. it would be a lie if i said i wasn't a little impressed.
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February 9, 2011 on Harry Potter And The Pole Dance Of Yikes
omg undressed was SO ridiculous and we were duped: college is SO not like that. never once did i get to have any sex involving sock puppets.
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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible
i have a headache just looking at those.
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January 13, 2011 on And Now Ted Williams Is Going To Rehab, Congrats Everybody
i stopped because he had me at "white kicks, purple kush."
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January 12, 2011 on Tom Hanks’s Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously
i agree. it's all kinds of fucked up everywhere. also, i think people might not stop and realize that, while his IS an amazing story, it IS just that--a story (that was shelved [for, i believe, some weeks, correct me if i'm wrong] by the guy who captured it until he saw the perfect slow news day come along), and Ted Williams is just a guy. He is a guy with an amazing talent and it is, like you said, very sad and wrong that it had been ignored for so long and he remained anonymous for so long for such stupid reasons. but he's a human being and his story should teach us something, but he's also just a guy who has faults. can i also throw in that i don't know which was more appalling: the grammar of that article or the comments section?
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January 12, 2011 on Ted Williams Was Detained By The Police Last Night
thumbs up how to lose a guy. AWFULLLLLLL. also, frost yourself.
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January 4, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011
please, please, PLEASE do this so i can know your take. i just saw it in a little theater and i have major problems with it. but i also didn't? but really i do.
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January 4, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011
OMG GABE. i JUST woke up from a dream in which i was getting ready to go out and do some last minute christmas shopping and my front door was wide open. i looked up and you were there (Dream Gabe was shorter than i imagined you to be)! you gave me the greatest gift of all, which was informing me that you would like me to post for Videogum! and you gave me a computer program in a box that looked stepped on and, for some reason, an iPad, which i never wanted, but who isn't greatful for that (way better than bookes, which are poop)?? we had a great, funny, slightly awkward time together (like i always pictured it to be), and you met both my grandmas (even the one that i think doesn't really like me). then i still had to go to TJ Maxx and get presents so we said our goodbyes and i said thank you about 8 dozen times and wondered if it was real and would we ever meet again. i wiped off this drool and am posting this comment about it that i hope does not post as a reply to the awesome comment before mine because sometimes technology is funny. happy christmas eve to you and yours and birdie! and that is a wonderful mantle picture!
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December 24, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum
and nostrils that you could crawl inside and take a nap. in. damnit. just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fuckin' prom. swwwooooon
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December 22, 2010 on Books Aren’t Toys, Books Are Poop