Cosmic Boy

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I think the ricin is for his good buddy back at Gray Matter

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September 17, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”

So, ummm, Easter’s coming up, big holiday, Easter. So the,uh, national clergyman’s association has been putting out a message that we should stop focusing so much on hunting for eggs and more on what Easter’s really about… big hats like Aretha Franklin’s at the inauguration. No, no, I’m kidding, they say we should talk less about painted eggs and more about the resurrection of Christ. Which, well, they knew he came back when they rolled away the stone in front of his tomb and found… NBC’s ratings in there. Heh, heh, they made me really famous and beyond rich and I’m just totally ungrateful is what I’m really trying to say. I mean NBC made me rich, not the national clergyman’s association. I’d never heard of them before this.

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March 28, 2013 on Hey, Want To Write Some NBC Jokes For Jay Leno?

Is he North or South Wolverean?

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October 16, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Wolverine Gangnam Style

I think it’s too soon to enjoy, but… it will stand as a record of what is was like when people watch it ten years from now on their… holodecks? Like, it’s too familiar now, but it’s good that it was made so close to the actual events, so it can retain a kind of authenticity. For the holodecks.

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March 12, 2012 on Hey, Did You Guys Watch Game Change?

10 Things I Hate About You, But Keep Doing Them By All Means

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December 21, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles

Grimace of Cakes

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October 18, 2011 on So, McDonald’s TV Is A Real Thing

I’m in agreeance?

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October 14, 2011 on What Will Fred Durst’s Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom?

Cinderella’s got a big surprise waiting in – After The Ball

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September 26, 2011 on This Time-Lapse Video Of A Pumpkin Growing To 1,487 Pounds Needs A Tagline

Pregnant Piven Pushes Pram Pre-Prize Premiere!

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September 13, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Jeremy Piven Walking His Emmys

CGI? I hate the word, as I hate Coruscant, all Hammerheads and thee

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September 2, 2011 on New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray

I’m going to wear them and read the True Blood recap out loud, and I won’t be able to hear myself!

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August 26, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: iFrogz Headphones!

The Germans are milking in the wrong place!!

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August 23, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Harrison Ford’s “Got Milk?” Ad

That’s how long it takes to bottle it.

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August 17, 2011 on The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane