Justin Finnegan

Comments from Justin Finnegan

Blur: Beetlebum Tea: Liver Disaster
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April 24, 2014 on Win An Official Blur Britannia Tea Set
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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March 15, 2013 on Friday Giveaway: A Bunch Of Star Wars Prize Packs!
I completely misread that tweet. I thought they called her a "Coat."
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February 25, 2013 on Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize
Sponsored comment from Laffy Taffy. The writing this season hasn't been as sharp as the last seasons. The show should be called Downton *sigh* Shabby. Gross, I really should have read through this native advertising contract a bit more thoroughly.
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February 19, 2013 on Downton Abbey Season Finale Open Thread
"I tell you what. I'll do you one better, Kev," our source heard Leo say after signing off on the check. "You see. I make it a policy to sleep with everyone I take to dinner." Leo then reportedly locked eyes with Kevin and repeated "Everyone."
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February 15, 2013 on Kevin Connolly Is So Jealous Of Leonardo DiCaprio, Oh My God, You Have No Idea
This reminds me of that time Cathy led a Minor Threat coverband called Ian Ack-Kaye.
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December 12, 2012 on It’s A Bad Brains Christmas, Charlie Brown
"Hey, Kevin. Didja hear about this guy in Russia who faked his own death as part of an elaborate marriage proposal? Funny, usually guys wait to fake their own deaths AFTER they get married!" -- Jay Leno "Ha! Ha! You right, Jay. You right." -- Kevin Eubanks
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September 4, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Faked Death Public Marriage Proposal
I'm torn between someone who has access to and can pilot some sort of interplanetary craft that would be capable of sustaining life for an incredibly long period of time until we can find a Class-M planet where we could build a new human colony OR someone with big boobs.
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June 22, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Seeking A Friend At The End Of The World Prize Pack
I watch, read and consume a lot of wacky, wacky shit, but I generally draw the line at fantasy. Anyway, I keep waiting to dip my toe into the Game of Thrones pool, based on all of the buzz. However, that banner pic basically confirms my worst fears.
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June 4, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread
This joke is only two... IT IS ONLY TWO WEEKS OLD! http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/1302733878503.gif
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April 13, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!
If Commenting is Wrong, Then I Don’t Want to be Wright
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March 9, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Being Flynn Soundtrack & Book + Bose Earbuds!
If Commenting is Wrong, The I Don't Want to be Wright
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March 9, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Being Flynn Soundtrack & Book + Bose Earbuds!
The Gif of the Magi -- Short stories with twist endings presented in gif form like so: http://i.imgur.com/56A1w.gif
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February 29, 2012 on Perez Hilton Blog Dot Com: The TV Show
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February 24, 2012 on A Few Nice, Normal Engagement Photos
To: All CNN Center Employees From: The office of John E. Kampfe, Executive Vice President and CFO, Turner Broadcasting Re: Turner/CNN's relationship with Larry King ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ As you all may know, CNN/Turner has mutually agreed to no longer produce Mr. King's quarterly specials, effectively ending our 27-year relationship. Because we will no longer need to factor Mr. King's suspenders allotment in our yearly budget, all CNN Center employees can now take three (3) chicken fingers in the commissary, instead of the maximum of two (2) that were specified in this 2012 edition of the employee handbook. If you have any questions on this new chicken finger policy or our relationship with Mr. King, my assistant Camille Ponce is happy to address any inquiries on a first-come basis. Best Regards, John E. Kampfe (CP) cc: Turner, Ted
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February 16, 2012 on R.I.P. Larry King’s Professional Relationship With CNN
My favorite song is Rhinestone Cowboy, but only because I routinely commute to work riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
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February 15, 2012 on Win A Signed Glen Campbell Fender Squier
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February 10, 2012 on F It, We’re Starting The Day With TWO Videos, No Jump
Frank with the mouthful of half eaten mayo, mustard and cold cults.
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October 21, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The Complete Sixth Season
A crippling chemical dependency AND Billy Joel lyrics?Throw in a Che Guavara poster and night terrors and you'll have my freshmen year roommate.
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September 1, 2011 on Lindsay Lohan Got A Tattoo Of Billy Joel Lyrics, OBVIOUSLY
ABGRV: Always Be Giffing Robert Vaughn
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August 17, 2011 on The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane
Who's Louie CK? I think I know. I saw him once in the city so, I think he'll appreciate me here writing a poem about his show. The day his show will disappear Off of FX, I'll shed a tear It would be a big mistake To cancel Louis that dark year My old professors'd label me a fake and give their fists a angry shake "Ripping off Frost," they'd weep. "To win a set of DVD's? For fuck's sake?" I've ne'er claimed to be that deep So upvote this poem, my Vgum sheep. Because I need these discs and I am that cheap. Because I need these discs and I am that cheap.
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August 5, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Louie: Season One
Why isn't winter yet? http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loktfjVNF91qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif
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July 22, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I'd be pretty happy to win this prize. Pretty.... pretty....pretty happy.
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July 8, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Curb Your Enthusiasm Mug And Mousepad
I am related to this truck. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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June 29, 2011 on This Truck Is A Totally Normal Length