Kudos to “commenter Robert Fink” for showing everyone exactly why music journalists don’t write more technically. Becoming a musician and deluding the beautiful art that is music into endless internal monologues about the construct of music has been one of the biggest regrets of my life and subjecting the public at large to it would be unethical.

 +3Posted on Mar 17th | re: Courtney Love Solves Missing Malaysian Plane Mystery (33 comments)


This actually comes after hardcore porn. Miley’s going to have to put an live octopus inside of herself.

 0Posted on Mar 15th | re: SXSW Crash Suspect Was There To Perform (27 comments)


 0Posted on Feb 21st | re: Kendrick Lamar - "m.A.A.d City (James Blake Remix)" (5 comments)

Yeah, I liked your remix way better.

 0Posted on Feb 20th | re: Conor Oberst Issues Statement About Rape Accusations (36 comments)

So, if he’s perusing it then his lawyers must have a strong case.

 +4Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: MF Doom Albums From Worst To Best (36 comments)

There’s a few things I don’t like but the only thing I really can’t understand is how King Geedorah ended p so high on the list.

 +1Posted on Dec 4th, 2012 | re: Kanye West Albums From Worst To Best (140 comments)

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who didn’t think MBDTF wasn’t that great