Sean Keeley

Comments from Sean Keeley

"Get away from her, you DAD!"
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October 30, 2012 on Baby’s Best Halloween
Fixed. http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8449/8071668321_cbf26ae4f8.jpg
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October 9, 2012 on That’s Your E-Cigarette Spokesman: Stephen Dorff
Drink every time someone drops a brand reference to describe something because 15 years into a post-apocalyptic world you're still brand-loyal.
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September 17, 2012 on The Revolution Drinking Game
I take thee to be my lawful wedded Wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for worse, for poorer, in sickness, till my accidental death pretending to be dead do part.
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September 4, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Faked Death Public Marriage Proposal
And now every time Walter dons the Heisenberg hat, I'll picture him singing Baby Got Back. Thanks for that.
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August 22, 2012 on That’s Your 55-Year-Old Karaoke Emcee DJ: Diamond Dave
Using Kirk Cameron logic, a banana is made to fit in an ogre's hands. Ergo, ogres exist.
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August 1, 2012 on Journalistic Think Piece: Is Shrek Real?
I don't know what's more disappointing. That Boondox will be not participating in this year's Gathering or that I know who Boondox is and realized he was absent.
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July 16, 2012 on The 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial
Are we sure this isn't an ad for Schmitts Girl? http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7139/7441043672_6e96567f1a_b.jpg
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June 25, 2012 on Science: It’s A Girl Thing!
What a missed product placement opportunity for Bing Travel.
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May 2, 2012 on An Oral History Of Friends
So Thomas doesn't touch wood but his hand still ends up disfigured? That doesn't add up.
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April 24, 2012 on Downton Abbey S02E02: Edith Drives A Plow Now
I didn't realize Top Chef Just Desserts was on Starz this year...
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April 17, 2012 on Oh, Sure, SCREAMING BLACKFACE VAGINAL MUTLIATION CAKE, Right, No, Yeah
Kelly, TO BED, for we blog at eight-thirty...ish.
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April 5, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Remakes, Reboots, And Sequels
Kelly hates The Trip? That's all I needed to know. #TeamGabe
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April 5, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Remakes, Reboots, And Sequels
Wake up, you guys. He's doing the job of three American street performers and for less money. This is why we fight.
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March 30, 2012 on A Street Performer And His Two Nice Friends
Things take a weird turn in the final :30. I kept waiting for the guy behind the camera to offer up wine coolers.
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March 29, 2012 on The Official Song Of The Summer, 2012: The Stack Boys “Snapbacks”
Sex advice from Bob Odenkirk? http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/104166.jpg No thank you.
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March 28, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Sex advice from Bob Odenkirk? No thank you.
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March 28, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Incredibly Close And Extremely Loud (two cops named Close & Loud who play by their own set of rules, no matter what the commissioner says).
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March 1, 2012 on Best New Party Game: Tyler Perry Movie Titles
Apparently it was a hoax? http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2011/12/16/marriage-proposal-hoax-on-%E2%80%98ellen%E2%80%99-show/ Good hoax, you guys.
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December 16, 2011 on What Is Going On With This Ellen Surprise Marriage Proposal?
and also once the herd has moved through assume that was all the zombies for that day and stop doing lookout.
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November 21, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind
For your consideration… http://www.flickr.com/photos/22880727@N06/6241169596/ You want to get nuts? COME ON…let’s get nuts…
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October 13, 2011 on Joel Schumacher Says Val Kilmer Was “The Best Batman,” Do You Agree?!
For your consideration... You want to get nuts? COME ON...let's get nuts...
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October 13, 2011 on Joel Schumacher Says Val Kilmer Was “The Best Batman,” Do You Agree?!
No. 2 Fast No. 2 Furious
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August 17, 2011 on Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies