Sean Keeley

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“Get away from her, you DAD!”

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October 30, 2012 on Baby’s Best Halloween

Drink every time someone drops a brand reference to describe something because 15 years into a post-apocalyptic world you’re still brand-loyal.

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September 17, 2012 on The Revolution Drinking Game

Where’s Pussy Riot when you need them?

Oh…right.

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September 4, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Faked Death Public Marriage Proposal

I take thee to be my lawful wedded Wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for worse, for poorer, in sickness, till my accidental death pretending to be dead do part.

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September 4, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Faked Death Public Marriage Proposal

And now every time Walter dons the Heisenberg hat, I’ll picture him singing Baby Got Back. Thanks for that.

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August 22, 2012 on That’s Your 55-Year-Old Karaoke Emcee DJ: Diamond Dave

Using Kirk Cameron logic, a banana is made to fit in an ogre’s hands. Ergo, ogres exist.

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August 1, 2012 on Journalistic Think Piece: Is Shrek Real?

I don’t know what’s more disappointing. That Boondox will be not participating in this year’s Gathering or that I know who Boondox is and realized he was absent.

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July 16, 2012 on The 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial

Are we sure this isn’t an ad for Schmitts Girl?

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June 25, 2012 on Science: It’s A Girl Thing!

What a missed product placement opportunity for Bing Travel.

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May 2, 2012 on An Oral History Of Friends

So Thomas doesn’t touch wood but his hand still ends up disfigured? That doesn’t add up.

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April 24, 2012 on Downton Abbey S02E02: Edith Drives A Plow Now

I didn’t realize Top Chef Just Desserts was on Starz this year…

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April 17, 2012 on Oh, Sure, SCREAMING BLACKFACE VAGINAL MUTLIATION CAKE, Right, No, Yeah

Kelly, TO BED, for we blog at eight-thirty…ish.

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April 5, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Remakes, Reboots, And Sequels

Kelly hates The Trip? That’s all I needed to know. #TeamGabe

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April 5, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Remakes, Reboots, And Sequels

Wake up, you guys. He’s doing the job of three American street performers and for less money. This is why we fight.

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March 30, 2012 on A Street Performer And His Two Nice Friends

Things take a weird turn in the final :30. I kept waiting for the guy behind the camera to offer up wine coolers.

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March 29, 2012 on The Official Song Of The Summer, 2012: The Stack Boys “Snapbacks”

Sex advice from Bob Odenkirk?

No thank you.

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March 28, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Sex advice from Bob Odenkirk?

No thank you.

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March 28, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

What if 1984 took place in 1985?

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March 22, 2012 on A New Take For Shepard Fairey’s 1984 Movie Adaptation