Johnnie Walker

Comments from Johnnie Walker

brace yourself for bad feelings! http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887
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November 27, 2012 on How To Make Chili Cheese Nachos
I just realized they didn't write parts for Meera and Jojen Reed, who are pretty important characters in Bran's storyline.
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May 14, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread
In the Comic book Sword Druid explains that after she cut off their arms and jaws they stopped trying to attack after a while and keeping them close kept other zombies from attacking her. Nerd magic, whatever.
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March 23, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale
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February 20, 2012 on Let’s Make Our Own Lindsay Lohan Artwork!
Maybe you could help me out with this. Is there a dating site for Americans that are really into Eastern European porn/scam spam writers?
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January 10, 2012 on The Creator Of CougarLife Describes A World That We All Understand And Can Relate To, I’m Sure
Nope. No. You are wrong. I am shut down repeatedly by gays that are ONLY into older dudes. I know quite a few girls who are the same way. I think you need to get out more.
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January 10, 2012 on The Creator Of CougarLife Describes A World That We All Understand And Can Relate To, I’m Sure
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqvnxtqL031qfyc9do1_400.gif
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November 11, 2011 on Which Robot Would You Rather Hang Out With?
NEVER LEAVE OUT THE HANDJOBS - Journalism 101
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September 22, 2011 on A Fake Interview With Ryan Gosling
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August 12, 2011 on What Should The Tagline Be For Bridget Jones Diary 3?
Britney gif party! http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmvegj2gZl1qf1zaxo1_400.gif http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmvdywVDdk1qf1zaxo1_500.gif
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June 24, 2011 on This Week In GIFs
FOUR THOUSAND PAGES
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June 20, 2011 on Game Of Thrones Season One Finale
"You won't hear my screams!" "I WILL." Ya burnt, witch. Literally.
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June 20, 2011 on Game Of Thrones Season One Finale
Not gonna lie. I think it would be super fun to hang out with Ke$ha. I know she's a music industry Frankenstein, but I think she's transcended the mask. She's become the Black Swan or whatever. Jack Swan. Something.
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June 16, 2011 on This Is A Photo Gallery Of James Franco Hanging Out With Ke$ha
He's auditioning for America's Next Top Typist http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmg7frTk0i1qz7a0co1_500.gif Remember to smize!
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June 11, 2011 on This Week In Gifs
"When a simple, yet fantastically audacious idea to buy everything in a store was hatched between beers in a Hawaiian hot tub...a group of artists from a diverse range of backgrounds converged in New York City to collaborate on an art project called Store Buyout." You're white and rich and bored. Maybe you can get Sofia Coppola to make a movie about you.
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June 8, 2011 on More Like Snore Buyout
If only these guys would get accidentally smothered in a 500 person pillow fight in the park or their 3 story blanket fort would come crashing down on their heads and we'd never have to hear from these twee idiots again.
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June 8, 2011 on More Like Snore Buyout
I feel like Tampa is kind of on par with Grand Rapids (bland, full of old people, high unemployment), except we could never get a large mass of people to put on a shrill lip dub counterargument to Newsweek unless it was in an air conditioned room. It's hot you guys. The sun hurts. Stop it, sun.
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June 8, 2011 on R.I.P. Meredith Vieira And The End Of Flash Mobs
The Florida stereotype was pretty spot on. The only thing I would add is that people aren't meant to live here.
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May 31, 2011 on United Stereotypes Of America
Who's Afraid of Virginia Slims?
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May 19, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Female Comedies
Lord of the Nuvarings
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May 19, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Female Comedies
I feel like she would be the bug chaser in this scenario. Or contractually obligated dirtball cred chaser. Your valtrex is my drug, new hot single.
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May 13, 2011 on The Unbearable Heaviness of Blogging (and celebrity genital news, Part 2.)
Squirrelly, NO!!!! http://i.imgur.com/TtnTx.jpg
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May 11, 2011 on Little Girl Plays With A Dead Squirrel