Darci Ratliff

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I just listened to the Andy Samberg episode of the WTF/Marc Maron podcast and Andy said he agreed with Videogum (and Splitsider) the most, when it comes to SNL reviews and I was all, "Yay!" and now I'm all "Awww."
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
Everything Kelly said in this post: YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES, YES!
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January 24, 2014 on Let’s Check In On Parenthood, Please
I wasn't sure about The Mindy Project at first, but ultimately I am on board forever and ever amen after Danny danced for Mindy as a Christmas present. http://www.vulture.com/2013/12/see-chris-messinas-aaliyahmindy-project-dance.html love love love love x infinity.
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January 10, 2014 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
"Let's all gossip about 146 strangers' babies' names like a bunch of real adults." https://twitter.com/gabedelahaye/status/348108541816614915
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June 24, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: 146 Human Children Named “Khaleesi”
I think old spock's advice was "use what he wants against him" because they did that in both movies. The ol' switcheroo with the beaming things over. Right?
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May 22, 2013 on Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review
Oh yeah! I forgot about that. Wareheim photobomb!
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May 17, 2013 on This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale
YES DEVON FTW!!
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May 17, 2013 on This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale
I think I would rather watch your dreams than watch Parenthood anymore.
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January 23, 2013 on Parenthood Season Finale Open Thread
Also RomCom completely ignored the question (all of the questions, actually) which was about how to address the inequality of pay for men/women, not how to hire women or how to work around their dumb kids' schedules. Real talk: LADIES GOTSTA GET PAID. If Martha Raddatz and Candy Crowley only made 72% of what Jim Lehrer made, that would be a motherfucking crime.
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October 17, 2012 on The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread
I'm really over Max. I know in a family you are not allowed to be "over" one of your kids, no matter how Aspergers he is, but I am over this kid and his behavior, no matter how much not-his-fault it is. I wish they would put him in a special school somewhere far away and let's get back to the fun stuff. I mean, I don't wish REAL people would do that to their REAL kids with REAL problems. That would be awful. But I'm not watching TV to deal with imaginary people's imaginary kid's imaginary problems. (I'm not a monster, right? I'm allowed to be annoyed with pretend kids?)
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September 12, 2012 on Parenthood Season 4 Premiere Open Thread
I wanted to throw a really awesome birthday/book launch party so I got Andrew WK to play and it seriously was THE MOST FUN. So whatever your opinion of him or whatever music you're into, he is a 100% guaranteed fun machine. Here he is getting stuck in all of the balloons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIRHq2JYHJE
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August 16, 2012 on Andrew W.K. Has Been Around For Nearly A Decade And I’m Still Not Sure What To Do With Him
"[Rainman memorable quotes]"
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August 8, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: Brad Pitt And His Stunt Double
LOL. You are all clever girls. Now hold on to your butts!
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August 1, 2012 on Billionaire Finally Attempting IRL Jurassic Park
"Be the Jamie Lee Curtis character in that movie" is my favorite advice, ever.
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July 20, 2012 on Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies
"but if you do like it, YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT!" is my favorite movie review, ever.
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July 5, 2012 on You Should Probably Go See Safety Not Guaranteed ASAP
omg i've been waiting all day for this and now you've said all of my thoughts, as if you were reading my stasis dreams from my hybernation pod. I read this interview (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1687022/prometheus-secrets-damon-lindelof.jhtml) where Damon Lindelof lets us in on the movie's "secrets" LOLOLOL. I was confused as to why, after only being aware of a substance for a few hours, the robot would want to poison that alcoholic scientist with it. And Lindelof's answer is basically that a hybernating nonagenerian ordered the robot to poison the scientist in the hopes that the scientist would impregnate his girlfriend with an alien baby. BECAUSE WHY? I don't get his end game, really. Guy Pearce is like, "WHATEVER, I'M OLD AND I CAN'T WAIT AROUND TO SEE WHAT THIS SHIT IS OR WHAT IT DOES, JUST GET IT INTO SOMEBODY ALREADY."
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June 11, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus
So Redfoo is NOT how we're referring to Sally's underpants, then?
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June 4, 2012 on Mad Men: Everybody Hurts
"a life of steakhouse unemployment" - lolololololol. <3 you so much sometimes.
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May 31, 2012 on Well, This Story About The Kid From Small Wonder Is A Goddamned Bummer
Sally is going to be just like her mother. What a tiny jerkface!
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May 15, 2012 on Mad Men: The Smog Of War
At this point, I feel like NBC is fucking with everyone. They know if we think it's going to be canceled everyone will work hard to spread the word and get people to watch. This is all part of their marketing plan. Let's all pool our money and start a new network.
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May 11, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread