More importantly, who will play the crucial role of Pac, Bieber's hamster?
http://www.u.tv/Entertainment/Animal-rights-row-over-Biebers-hamster/b76c49a4-b897-4df8-973c-338e611b6184
As a kindergartner, I used to run away from the kindergartner when the staff wasn't looking, and would walk back to my building nearby. Since I was so short, and living on the 13th, top floor, I'd usually enter the elevator (jumping up and down to get it jump-started, since its sensors often wouldn't register my weight and it wouldn't move an inch) and tiptoe-jump until I'd reach the 9th floor button, so that I'd only have to walk 4 stories up.
I imagine Tom Cruise to be at least as smart as the kindergartner-me.
"Telephone - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "tele phonos" literally means "the telephone." It's a buzz in your pocket far more powerful than a fly. This device isn't a telephone, it's an abacus. You can slide your thumb backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the iPhone, it's called the Calculator. It let's us add and subtract numbers the way a child does - with our fingers, all grimy and greasy, to reach a sum that lets us know we are loved. "
But hey, at least we got such witty and insightful dialogue, such as :
"'That is because you are a robot, and I am a human being" (or however it goes).
Why didn't anyone prod David a bit further when it came to his understanding of the alien language? "Can you translate this" "yeah, maybe" "Oh, ok, then continue opening doors and randomly touching hieroglyphic light-switches and whatnot, without elaborating on anything".
I post so rarely nowadays, but I just had to commend this rant. You are not alone, Patriot, here's a comforting hug and a commiserating, knowing look from halfway 'round the world.
HULK SMELL! Avengers A-smell-ble! Do you think this scent under my armpit stands for FRA(gra)NCE?! I spray thee NAY! Aромат мой! Something something Iron Man reference!
Mind. Blown.
Speaking of blown, someone tweeted this at Dan Harmon :
http://i.imgur.com/tKVxW.gif
( https://twitter.com/#!/thesourabh/status/196350413446983680
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https://twitter.com/#!/danharmon/status/196368333925388288 )
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