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Nothing Nicolas Cage does is ever good. That movie with Cher was nice, but DESPITE him. #NicCageHater4Ever
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February 1, 2011 on Adam Sandler Continues To Restore His Tarnished Legacy
I was in the middle of eating a piece of tart when I read this and I coughed up sliced almonds.
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January 24, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet
No, I don't know what seized me to write that OH MY GOD THAT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL MY BRAIN HATES ME SO MUCH I AM SO SORRY, EPILEPTIC MONSTERS. I do have chronic pain and fatigue and depression IF THAT COUNTS.
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January 24, 2011 on Sausage Pork Beef Cheese Whole Milk Butter Margarine Nuts
AAHHHH WISHHH AH WUZ IN NOOOOO ORLINNNNZZZ [It is never not the right time to make fun of Tom Waits's voice. It's even more fun than making fun of Eddie Vedder's voice, which is REALLY fun!]
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January 24, 2011 on What Is The Iconic Image Of The 2011 Sundance Film Festival?
Such a heart recommendation from Mans = Napoleon is buying this record this weekend.
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January 21, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
As a hipster teenager, allow me to express my displeasure at SUCH BLATANT STEREOTYPING.
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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible
SPEAKING OF WHICH I would like gifs, vids, etc. of said Trent from last night, because I want to have my cake and eat it too [not watch the Golden Globes and still see T. Rez]
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January 17, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globe Awards
"It could have used a lot more gore and a lot less verbinski, which I believe is Russian for bad dialogue."
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January 17, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globe Awards
I'm only on Season 3 and all I'm gonna say is ADRIANA BETTER NOT DIE, GABE.
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January 4, 2011 on 15 Ways In Which The Bachelor Will Be Different This Season
So many LOLs. Beautiful.
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January 3, 2011 on “While We Were Out” Open Thread
Oh god this literally makes my eyes itchy. [Times New Roman is not bad. It's vanilla. Boring. Don't get the hate. Same with Arial.]
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December 23, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum
I'm in high school! I don't have to do ANYTHING.
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December 22, 2010 on The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective
Merry Chrithmith thith theathon!
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December 21, 2010 on Merry Christmas From Spike Can Dance
It's A Wonderful Life. SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS.
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December 20, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Four Christmases
Multiple heads in one creature is pretty much always a birth defect [and God has 3!]
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December 20, 2010 on My Email Exchange With The Weather Channel
"This is the most magical thing I've ever seen. I want to watch it every day." - My mom
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December 18, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments