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Nothing Nicolas Cage does is ever good. That movie with Cher was nice, but DESPITE him.
#NicCageHater4Ever

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February 1, 2011 on Adam Sandler Continues To Restore His Tarnished Legacy

Hahahaha what?

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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt

I was in the middle of eating a piece of tart when I read this and I coughed up sliced almonds.

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January 24, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet

No, I don’t know what seized me to write that OH MY GOD THAT WASN’T EVEN INTENTIONAL MY BRAIN HATES ME SO MUCH I AM SO SORRY, EPILEPTIC MONSTERS.

I do have chronic pain and fatigue and depression IF THAT COUNTS.

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January 24, 2011 on Sausage Pork Beef Cheese Whole Milk Butter Margarine Nuts

AAHHHH WISHHH AH WUZ IN NOOOOO ORLINNNNZZZ

[It is never not the right time to make fun of Tom Waits’s voice. It’s even more fun than making fun of Eddie Vedder’s voice, which is REALLY fun!]

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January 24, 2011 on What Is The Iconic Image Of The 2011 Sundance Film Festival?

Such a heart recommendation from Mans = Napoleon is buying this record this weekend.

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January 21, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

And sassy!

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January 19, 2011 on Hahahah, The LeBrons

As a hipster teenager, allow me to express my displeasure at SUCH BLATANT STEREOTYPING.

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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible

I’M GOING TO EAT YOU, YOU PUPPY

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January 18, 2011 on Birdie Briefly Ponders The Meaning Of It All, Then Stops

SPEAKING OF WHICH I would like gifs, vids, etc. of said Trent from last night, because I want to have my cake and eat it too [not watch the Golden Globes and still see T. Rez]

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January 17, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globe Awards

“It could have used a lot more gore and a lot less verbinski, which I believe is Russian for bad dialogue.”

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January 17, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globe Awards

I’m only on Season 3 and all I’m gonna say is ADRIANA BETTER NOT DIE, GABE.

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January 4, 2011 on 15 Ways In Which The Bachelor Will Be Different This Season

So many LOLs. Beautiful.

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January 3, 2011 on “While We Were Out” Open Thread

Oh god this literally makes my eyes itchy.

[Times New Roman is not bad. It’s vanilla. Boring. Don’t get the hate. Same with Arial.]

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December 23, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum

Great, now I have dysentery.

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December 22, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Kesha The “Toilet Paper” Addict

I’m in high school! I don’t have to do ANYTHING.

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December 22, 2010 on The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective

Merry Chrithmith thith theathon!

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December 21, 2010 on Merry Christmas From Spike Can Dance

It’s A Wonderful Life. SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS.

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December 20, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Four Christmases

Multiple heads in one creature is pretty much always a birth defect [and God has 3!]

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December 20, 2010 on My Email Exchange With The Weather Channel

“This is the most magical thing I’ve ever seen. I want to watch it every day.” – My mom

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December 18, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments