Carolyn Ell

Comments from Carolyn Ell

Nothing Nicolas Cage does is ever good. That movie with Cher was nice, but DESPITE him. #NicCageHater4Ever
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February 1, 2011 on Adam Sandler Continues To Restore His Tarnished Legacy
I was in the middle of eating a piece of tart when I read this and I coughed up sliced almonds.
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January 24, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet
No, I don't know what seized me to write that OH MY GOD THAT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL MY BRAIN HATES ME SO MUCH I AM SO SORRY, EPILEPTIC MONSTERS. I do have chronic pain and fatigue and depression IF THAT COUNTS.
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January 24, 2011 on Sausage Pork Beef Cheese Whole Milk Butter Margarine Nuts
AAHHHH WISHHH AH WUZ IN NOOOOO ORLINNNNZZZ [It is never not the right time to make fun of Tom Waits's voice. It's even more fun than making fun of Eddie Vedder's voice, which is REALLY fun!]
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January 24, 2011 on What Is The Iconic Image Of The 2011 Sundance Film Festival?
Such a heart recommendation from Mans = Napoleon is buying this record this weekend.
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January 21, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
As a hipster teenager, allow me to express my displeasure at SUCH BLATANT STEREOTYPING.
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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible
SPEAKING OF WHICH I would like gifs, vids, etc. of said Trent from last night, because I want to have my cake and eat it too [not watch the Golden Globes and still see T. Rez]
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January 17, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globe Awards
"It could have used a lot more gore and a lot less verbinski, which I believe is Russian for bad dialogue."
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January 17, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globe Awards
I'm only on Season 3 and all I'm gonna say is ADRIANA BETTER NOT DIE, GABE.
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January 4, 2011 on 15 Ways In Which The Bachelor Will Be Different This Season
So many LOLs. Beautiful.
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January 3, 2011 on “While We Were Out” Open Thread
Oh god this literally makes my eyes itchy. [Times New Roman is not bad. It's vanilla. Boring. Don't get the hate. Same with Arial.]
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December 23, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum
I'm in high school! I don't have to do ANYTHING.
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December 22, 2010 on The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective
Merry Chrithmith thith theathon!
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December 21, 2010 on Merry Christmas From Spike Can Dance
It's A Wonderful Life. SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS.
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December 20, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Four Christmases
Multiple heads in one creature is pretty much always a birth defect [and God has 3!]
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December 20, 2010 on My Email Exchange With The Weather Channel
"This is the most magical thing I've ever seen. I want to watch it every day." - My mom
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December 18, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
OH GOOD. Hug? PS I lol'd at your username.
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December 16, 2010 on An Open Letter To The Clay Duke Surveillance Tape
Even that image at the top was more than enough. I wish he hadn't posted even that, because now my brain fills in the rest. :-(
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December 15, 2010 on An Open Letter To The Clay Duke Surveillance Tape
This could seriously be verbatim from one of her videos.
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December 15, 2010 on A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion
Blah blah Tim Allen is terrible, terrible Christmas movies are terrible, I STILL LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH #enviousjewgum Also, Gabe, I can't sign in with my username because the signin box is blocked by some ad and am forced to lower myself to Facebook signing in and it is a problem. Plz fix.
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December 13, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Christmas With The Kranks
It won't let me close the ad either. I'm gonna try it in Chrome.
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December 13, 2010 on The People Vs. Racist Soap
To be honest, if I was in a store in Nowhere, Indiana and I saw those things, I would buy them just so I could go WOWWWOWW Look what I found in Indiana! And it is an interesting part of history. It's amazing to me to hear quotes from people that are so blatantly hilariously racist and wrong. It's just soap, people. I'm trying to imagine how I found feel if I found some Kike Soap with a picture of a man in a big furry hat and a huge nose counting his money. I think I would be shocked, but I'd probably just take a picture of it and shake my head going Aren't people ridiculous? ALSO I CAN'T SIGN IN AS MY NAME BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID AD AT THE TOP BLOCKING THE SIGN IN BOX AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS MY SECRET IDENTITY AND IT IS NOT OKAY, GABE.
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December 13, 2010 on The People Vs. Racist Soap