Ryan Van Dyke

Comments from Ryan Van Dyke

all I really needed to see was, "not kid rock" and I'd say, "sign me up, Bronco, let's do this thing."
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November 5, 2012 on The Complete List Of Celebs Who Are Campaigning For Obama Today
i've covered my walls and ceiling with paul rudds. that way, if i'm ever distracted away from my computer, i am still looking at paul rudd.
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August 24, 2011 on How Much Paul Rudd Is Too Much Paul Rudd?
i'm a little disappointed. there were at least three small pictures that i saw with no paul rudd whatsoever.
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August 24, 2011 on How Much Paul Rudd Is Too Much Paul Rudd?
child krumpers > child actors
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August 24, 2011 on Kids Krumping Is The Best Thing Around
why are insiders always such dicks? if someone i knew told tmz i was getting divorced i would probably do my best not to know them anymore.
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August 24, 2011 on Will And Jada Smith NOT Getting Divorced “YET?!”
sorry, eli roth. i am unharmed and not being horribly killed by this earthquake.
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August 23, 2011 on Earthquake Hits Virginia, New York, and DC. Eli Roth: First Responder.
side note: phonograph is still in the dictionary, so i call shenanigans on taking cassette players out.
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August 23, 2011 on A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011
my number one hobby is explaining how books work. fortunately i found someone who clearly had no idea that it is time for books 2.0.
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August 23, 2011 on A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011
whatever, dictionary 1.0. your dictionary doesn't update via tweets by miriam webster himself (history fact miriam webster is not a person)? why don't you try to call the 21st century on your rotary phone? (seriously though the day i got my first cassette player was the best day of my young life. r.i.p. cassette players.)
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August 23, 2011 on A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss5/danieltheclever/rando/photobrain.jpg this is how i do it.
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September 9, 2010 on Snooki Reading The 48 Laws Of Power While Straddling Playground Equipment In Fur-Fringed Uggs
that's what i thought too. i feel like 24 is going to copy this pony scare. "i'm jack bauer. we need to defuse the nuclear bomb in the whitehouse. but all we have are more bombs." "wait. if there's one thing i've learned from being jack bauer's potential love interest that will inevitably betray or die while saving him, it's that you have to fight fire with fire." "good call. all those phds you got from harvard in between supermodeling jobs have finally paid off. we're going to kill that bomb. WITH A BIGGER BOMB." emmy please.
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September 9, 2010 on The Cutest Bomb Scare
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss5/danieltheclever/rando/snooki.jpg
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September 9, 2010 on Snooki Reading The 48 Laws Of Power While Straddling Playground Equipment In Fur-Fringed Uggs
http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss5/danieltheclever/rando/double-kimmel-all-the-way.jpg
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July 20, 2010 on Double Rainbow Guy Thanks Jimmy Kimmel For His Twitter, I Think
i think we need to have a talk about where babies come from, ian. a stork delivers a watermelon and the baby has to eat it's way out, right?
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July 19, 2010 on Kids Eat Watermelon From INSIDE A Watermelon The Darndest Things
i think it's significant that the two biggest stars on this season are jeremy london (party of five, ridiculous kidnapping stories) and some guy from the hills (the hills).
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July 19, 2010 on Jeremy London Joins Cast Of Celebrity Rehab 4!
vampire king stay the vampire king. http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss5/danieltheclever/rando/vampire-king.jpg
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July 19, 2010 on True Blood S03E05: Will No One Help (Read: Eat) Tara?
i didn't see it. here is a cat wearing a wizard outfit. http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bloodninja_cybersex_trollcat_i_put_on_my_robe_and_wizard_hat.jpg
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July 19, 2010 on The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Open Thread
i was just saying to myself, "self, first off that is an old joke and you need to chill out with it. second, i wish less people liked me. not like, mel gibson's crazy racism or anything, but i wish i had ousted a beloved teevee icon so i could add to my gigantic collection of cars. too bad i can't afford that, so i will just redouble my hate for someone who can live my dream."
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July 19, 2010 on Jay Leno’s Garage Has Its Own iPhone App? Jay Leno’s Garage Has Its Own iPhone App.
guys, some of us just woke up (at noon). too early for seventeen minutes of juggalos. i'ma nap for ten hours, then i'll have something to say about this.
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July 19, 2010 on The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial
fun mel gibson fact: so i follow gary busey on twitter (this is not the fact yet, just wait a minute, okay?) and he had the following to say. "I've worked with Mel Gibson. Is he really that big of a racist A-hole? Yes. Yes he is." -http://twitter.com/gbusey that's right, mel gibson. between you and gary busey, he thinks you are the crazy one.
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July 16, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
can he swing/ from a web?/ no he can't/ he's a cat.
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July 16, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
i guess jacking off on to someone is a sort of victory. (i'm sorry... so... so sorry.)
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July 15, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Mel Gibson Writes A Thank You Note To His Grandmother
if i would have known i could get a degree just by being famous i would have saved so much money on college.
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July 13, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Orlando Bloom’s Honorary Degree
mr. gibson has a few ideas about what they have in that club.
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July 13, 2010 on I Spit On Your Grave Poster Is Strictly 4 The Ladies Assholes