Ryan Van Dyke

Comments from fb7716113

all I really needed to see was, “not kid rock” and I’d say, “sign me up, Bronco, let’s do this thing.”

+2 |
November 5, 2012 on The Complete List Of Celebs Who Are Campaigning For Obama Today

i’ve covered my walls and ceiling with paul rudds. that way, if i’m ever distracted away from my computer, i am still looking at paul rudd.

+6 |
August 24, 2011 on How Much Paul Rudd Is Too Much Paul Rudd?

i’m a little disappointed. there were at least three small pictures that i saw with no paul rudd whatsoever.

+8 |
August 24, 2011 on How Much Paul Rudd Is Too Much Paul Rudd?

c:\paul_rudd.exe

+14 |
August 24, 2011 on How Much Paul Rudd Is Too Much Paul Rudd?

child krumpers > child actors

+10 |
August 24, 2011 on Kids Krumping Is The Best Thing Around

why are insiders always such dicks? if someone i knew told tmz i was getting divorced i would probably do my best not to know them anymore.

+17 |
August 24, 2011 on Will And Jada Smith NOT Getting Divorced “YET?!”

i can’t upvote this hard enough.

+1 |
August 23, 2011 on Earthquake Hits Virginia, New York, and DC. Eli Roth: First Responder.

sorry, eli roth. i am unharmed and not being horribly killed by this earthquake.

+3 |
August 23, 2011 on Earthquake Hits Virginia, New York, and DC. Eli Roth: First Responder.

challenge: failed :c

+6 |
August 23, 2011 on Katie Couric’s New Talk Show To Come With The Frame

side note: phonograph is still in the dictionary, so i call shenanigans on taking cassette players out.

+4 |
August 23, 2011 on A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011

my number one hobby is explaining how books work. fortunately i found someone who clearly had no idea that it is time for books 2.0.

+2 |
August 23, 2011 on A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011

whatever, dictionary 1.0. your dictionary doesn’t update via tweets by miriam webster himself (history fact miriam webster is not a person)? why don’t you try to call the 21st century on your rotary phone? (seriously though the day i got my first cassette player was the best day of my young life. r.i.p. cassette players.)

+1 |
August 23, 2011 on A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011

challenge: accepted.

+4 |
August 23, 2011 on Katie Couric’s New Talk Show To Come With The Frame

that’s what i thought too. i feel like 24 is going to copy this pony scare.

“i’m jack bauer. we need to defuse the nuclear bomb in the whitehouse. but all we have are more bombs.”

“wait. if there’s one thing i’ve learned from being jack bauer’s potential love interest that will inevitably betray or die while saving him, it’s that you have to fight fire with fire.”

“good call. all those phds you got from harvard in between supermodeling jobs have finally paid off. we’re going to kill that bomb. WITH A BIGGER BOMB.”

emmy please.

+16 |
September 9, 2010 on The Cutest Bomb Scare

i think we need to have a talk about where babies come from, ian.

a stork delivers a watermelon and the baby has to eat it’s way out, right?

+20 |
July 19, 2010 on Kids Eat Watermelon From INSIDE A Watermelon The Darndest Things

i think it’s significant that the two biggest stars on this season are jeremy london (party of five, ridiculous kidnapping stories) and some guy from the hills (the hills).

+6 |
July 19, 2010 on Jeremy London Joins Cast Of Celebrity Rehab 4!

vampire king stay the vampire king.

+14 |
July 19, 2010 on True Blood S03E05: Will No One Help (Read: Eat) Tara?