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 -16Posted on Mar 13th | re: The Week In Pop: It's Time We All Agreed That Coldplay Is Great (181 comments)

Yeah sorry no, Coldplay is bland overboiled tripe for tired ears and you have shit taste if you disagree.

“But based on all available evidence, is there anyone who’s not Team Kim on this one?”

Based on all available evidence, you’re a judgmental idiot who has no business writing things for other people to read.

Haha, this idiot thinks there’s such a legitimate thing as a “professional music critic”. In a band, Grammy, whatever, you’re still a fucking dork.

Yeah guess what fans, bands don’t owe you anything.

 0Posted on Dec 11th, 2013 | re: Beastie Boys File Lawsuit Against Toy Company GoldieBlox (11 comments)

You know, all those people who would have bought Licensed To Ill but watched the ad instead.

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Metallica @ Apollo Theater, NYC 9/21/13 (9 comments)

There’s no way any review any concert ever given can effectively capture the event itself.

“Bowie and Radiohead are the only two holdouts”

No, Eno is representing the Bowie/Eno axis that produced the song Gabriel covered. The holdouts are Neil Young and Radiohead.

 0Posted on May 3rd, 2013 | re: Black Flag - "Down In The Dirt" (11 comments)

Congratulations on being the first person to ever make that joke

 +1Posted on Feb 12th, 2013 | re: Watch Animated St. Vincent Cover A Bob’s Burgers Song (15 comments)

Bob’s Burgers is far and away the best of Fox’s animated offerings, and it’s far, far more suited for kids than American Dad.

 0Posted on Jan 9th, 2013 | re: Craftwerk: The 10 Weirdest Joy Division Items On Etsy (14 comments)

If you think bootleg vinyl of a long-defunct postpunk band is weird, you’ve only scratched the surface.