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My upstairs neighbor (he is six) is also petrifyingly afraid of kitties. He is six. As for me, here's what I fear irrationally: being seen at night through an uncovered window (but only in my parents' house, not in my house). Here's what I fear rationally: large vehicles when I am on my bike, police violence (I am way more afraid of police than of crime), that despite my devastating charm and good looks I will never meet a person who can love me as I am.
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November 28, 2011 on Woman Terrified Of Cats Is Ridiculous, Hilarious
I am late because I have been spending all my Videogum time definitely NOT participating in a Financial District-area protest movement that I think is actuallly super important. But also important is the fact that I share with you, strangers, the fact that my Halloween costume involves: 1) a white jacket. 2) driving gloves. 3) a toothpick.
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October 19, 2011 on Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest?
Is there room in this already 100+-comment thread about how Ann Coulter's looks are completely beside the point (that point being that she's a nightmare psycho garbage beast from hell) and that "don't judge people based on their appearances" also applies to the bad guys? No? OK then.
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September 23, 2011 on Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare!
Excuse me, but I think you misspelled http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m220/seezhay/empire-records-deb-shaves-her-hair-704x304.jpg
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September 21, 2011 on Draw Something: Women’s Hairstyle Evolution Video Needs A Definitive Early 2000s Hairstyle
I am so sure it was E 10th, but have no idea what train station it would have been. Hm.
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September 21, 2011 on Nicholas Sparks Is Creating A TV Show, Finally
Witnessed same on E 10th, on one of the first warmish early spring days when ladies break out the dresses. My (dude) friend burst out laughing, apparently because he had seen the lady step over the grate, and just been thinking "Wouldn't it be funny if..." The lady was very good-natured about it.
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September 21, 2011 on Nicholas Sparks Is Creating A TV Show, Finally
At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies — "God damn it, you've got to be kind."
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September 20, 2011 on Richard Dawkins Wrote A Book For Children
Why does this not have more upvotes?
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September 16, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
My one friend named her child after Xander. But, my other friend named HER child after Cordelia. I think I know who loves her child more.
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September 15, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
And everybody has a share!
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September 15, 2011 on Anti-Coning Is The New Coning
I was like, "How did this honest personal story get downvoted?" And then I saw the remark about the tits. I was with you until then, Tom Sproat.
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September 15, 2011 on “Nicolas Cage Awoken By Naked Man With Fudgesicle”
Kate, I think you are my favorite commentator.
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September 12, 2011 on Ryan Gosling Gets Mistaken For Ryan Reynolds, Says Ryan Gosling
Absolutely. Because if I know one stereotype about European men, it's that they're totally reserved and shy around women.
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September 7, 2011 on Great New Katherine Chloe Cahoon Video!
Daughter: "Where do you live?" Angelina: "Mostly in my head." #alwaysbereferencingfoxfire
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August 30, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Angelina Jolie Vanity Fair Photoshoot
Pronounced Lon Guyland.
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August 25, 2011 on Jim Carrey’s Message To Emma Stone
Is everyone aware of Tom Lennon and Ben Garant's book about how to write Hollywood hits? Unsurprisingly, passion and inspiration seem to be low on the list of necessary qualities. They seem very at peace with the idea that they write Hollywood schlock to make money.
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August 24, 2011 on What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop
And this seems like another perfect place to mention that Clueless will be playing tonight in McCarren Park!
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August 24, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
NYC monsters, you know you can watch Paul Rudd get mildly creepy with stepsib Alicia Silverstone, for free, in McCarren Park, tonight? Just checking. *Paul Rudd will not, to my knowledge, be personally present.
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August 24, 2011 on How Much Paul Rudd Is Too Much Paul Rudd?
But will the whole show be Autotuned?
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August 23, 2011 on Katie Couric’s New Talk Show To Come With The Frame
Is that January Jones? I couldn't tell, because she doesn't look like she's smelling a fart.
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August 22, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: January Jones Is One Of The Worst People On Earth
I upvote your intended upvote for solo beach awesomeness.
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August 22, 2011 on Kim Kardashian Wedding Open Thread Or Literally ANYTHING ELSE Open Thread
I went to the beach this weekend, all by myself, because my friends hate fun. And I had just the best time. And I did not think once about Kim Kardashian, and whether she was getting married, because I don't know who she is. It's almost like the older I get, the less pop culture interests me. Or something. Anyway, moral of the story: great time at the beach by myself.
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August 22, 2011 on Kim Kardashian Wedding Open Thread Or Literally ANYTHING ELSE Open Thread
I have been approached by this man every single time I go out and get down on the dance floor (amirite, ladies?). But he has never, not once, opened by asking me where I got my outfit.
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August 16, 2011 on Shop At Divine Rags
They're immigrants from College.
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August 10, 2011 on NYC Subway Nightmare
The snow can get pretty bad. But worse than the snow is the wind. Not everyone is charming and whimsical, there are plenty of people who are anxiety-driven and testy. Not sure which I prefer the least.
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August 10, 2011 on NYC Subway Nightmare